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This spell can't be countered.
At the beginning of each upkeep, create a 1/1 Phyrexian Serpent Squirrel artifact creature token named Toski's Coil with "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card."
Sacrifice another Serpent or Squirrel: Choose one —
• Target creature attacks this turn if able. Its activated abilities can't be activated this turn.
• Koma and Toski, Compleated gains indestructible until end of turn.

({C/P} can be paid with either {C} or 2 life.)
When you cast this spell, each opponent gets two poison counters, then each opponent with more than two cards in hand discards cards equal to the difference.
Annihinfect (Whenever this creature attacks, defending player sacrifices a permanent for each poison counter they have.)

Whenever a creature you control is devoured, create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the devoured creature's power.

All creatures get +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Enchant creature
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. The copies enter as tokens.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.

Whenever Krydle of Baldur's Gate deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 1 life and mills a card, then you gain 1 life and scry 1.
Whenever you attack, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When Kylem All-Star enters the battlefield, create a token copy of All that Glitters and attach it to this creature. (It's an aura with "enchanted creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.)
Enchantments you control are Gold artifacts in addition to their other types and have "Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."

When this creature enters, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, seek a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less.

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Double strike
Specialize {1}
When you cast this spell, it gains "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card from an opponent's library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, other creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Double strike
When this creature enters or specializes, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Still Point in Time — All spells have split second.
Whenever chaos ensues, Lake Silencio deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever Landlore Navigator attacks, create a Map token.
At the beginning of your end step, if two or more artifacts entered under your control this turn, conjure a card named Thieving Magpie onto the battlefield.

Flying
Disturb {1}{U}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
If Lanterns' Lift would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.