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Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.

{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.

When this creature specializes, create two 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens.

Vigilance
When this creature specializes, seek three nonland permanent cards. Choose one of those cards and shuffle the rest into your library.

Lifelink
When this creature specializes, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with a lifelink counter on it."

When Klement, Nature Acolyte leaves the battlefield, create a 4/4 green Ox creature token.

Specialize {2}
When Klement, Novice Acolyte enters, creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Double strike
Whenever Klement, Tempest Acolyte is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target.

When you set this scheme in motion, choose one —
• Create a 4/4 colorless Scarecrow artifact creature token with vigilance.
• Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.)
One at a time, throw ten cards you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of at least three feet (about one meter). For each of those cards, Knife and Death deals 1 damage to each creature or planeswalker you don't control that card is touching. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.

First strike
As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it.
This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.

Vigilance
As long as you are way behind, Knight of Lost Causes gets +3/+3 and has indestructible. (You are way behind if, at any point during this turn, an opponent had 10 or more life than you, controlled at least three more creatures than you, or had at least three more cards in hand than you.)

First strike
{1}{W}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. (To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey! Turn yourself around.)

First strike, protection from black borders (Nothing with a black border can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from even collector numbers (Nothing with an even collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a red creature.
Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, up to one target opponent can't attack with creatures, up to one target opponent can't cast creature spells, and up to one target opponent can't cast noncreature spells. You can't choose any player as a target more than once.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Draw three cards.

{T}: Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains haste.