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Flash
When Get Your Head in the Game enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

Vigilance
Whenever Ghalma the Shaper attacks, conjure a card named Tempered Steel into your hand, then create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.

When Ghazbán Ogress enters, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, each noncreature, non-Vehicle artifact you control becomes a 5/3 Vehicle in addition to its other types and gains trample, haste, and crew 2.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target noncreature artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Prowess
At the beginning of your first main phase, you may discard a card. If you do, seek a card with greater mana value and exile it. Until the end of your next turn, you may play the exiled card.

Vigilance
Whenever Ghost Hounds blocks or becomes blocked by a white creature, Ghost Hounds gains first strike until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {1}

Black and/or red permanents and spells are colorless sources of damage.

Flying
When Giant Albatross dies, you may pay {1}{U}. If you do, for each creature that dealt damage to Giant Albatross this turn, destroy that creature unless its controller pays 2 life. A creature destroyed this way can't be regenerated.

{2}, {T}: Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Menace, double team

Reach
When Giant Ladybug enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, create two Food tokens.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, destroy target nonland permanent.
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/2

Return target card from your graveyard to your hand. If it's a creature card, it perpetually gets +3/+3.

Conjure X random cards from Giant Secrets's spellbook into your hand.

Giant Shark can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
Whenever Giant Shark blocks or becomes blocked by a creature that has been dealt damage this turn, Giant Shark gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.
When you control no Islands, sacrifice Giant Shark.

{5}: At the beginning of your next upkeep, choose a basic land type. Giant Slug gains landwalk of the chosen type until the end of that turn.

Giant Turtle can't attack if it attacked during your last turn.

Whenever you crank Gift Horse, roll two six-sided dice. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the difference between those results.

Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen.
• Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying.
• Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token.
• Create two Food tokens.
• You get {TK}{TK}{TK}.
• You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +0/+3 until end of turn and you gain 1 life.

Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.

Whenever Gilded Ambusher attacks, you may sacrifice another nonland permanent. When you do, each opponent exiles a nonland, nontoken permanent they control and a random nonland card from their library, then Gilded Ambusher deals damage to them equal to the total mana value of the cards exiled this way.

Gilded Scuttler can't be blocked.
When Gilded Scuttler enters, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.