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Defender
When this creature enters, an opponent gains control of it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent creates a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Creatures you control have flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, and protection from black and from red.

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature each opponent controls.

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have more cards in hand than each opponent, you may sacrifice a Swamp. If you do, return Akuta from your graveyard to the battlefield.

{5}, {T}: Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by attacking creatures without flying.

{X}, {T}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead look at the top X cards of your library, put all but one of them on the bottom of your library in a random order, then draw a card. X can't be 0.

{8}, {T}: This artifact deals 4 damage to any target.

Lifelink
Renew — {1}{B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a lifelink counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains your choice of deathtouch or lifelink until end of turn.

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target creature can't attack or block this turn.

{2}, {T}: Target permanent you control becomes the color of your choice.

Target creature you control gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

Dash {2}{B}

If you would gain life, you gain twice that much life instead.
If you would draw a card except the first one you draw in each of your draw steps, draw two cards instead.

When this artifact enters, exile all creatures with power 5 or greater until this artifact leaves the battlefield.

Exile All Hallow's Eve with two scream counters on it.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is exiled with a scream counter on it, remove a scream counter from it. If there are no more scream counters on it, put it into your graveyard and each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield.

Each player sacrifices all permanents they control that are one or more colors.

This creature enters tapped.
Disguise {4}{B}{B}
When this creature is turned face up, target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player discards a card.

Menace

As this creature enters, choose a color.
This creature is the chosen color.

{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Target opponent loses 3 life and you gain 3 life.
Madness {B}

Trample
Altar Golem's power and toughness are each equal to the number of creatures on the battlefield.
This creature doesn't untap during your untap step.
Tap five untapped creatures you control: Untap this creature.