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Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

When Papercraft Decoy leaves the battlefield, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Equipped creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
Equip {1}

As Paradise Plume enters, choose a color.
Whenever a player casts a spell of the chosen color, you may gain 1 life.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Parallax Inhibitor: Put a fade counter on each permanent with fading you control.

{1}, Sacrifice Park Map: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{3}: Patagia Golem gains flying until end of turn.

When Patchplate Resolute enters or leaves the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
Unearth {1}{W}

Ward {2}
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Patchwork Automaton.

As Patchwork Banner enters, choose a creature type.
Creatures you control of the chosen type get +1/+1.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Discard a card: Regenerate Patchwork Gnomes.

Equipped creature has "{2}, {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature. If a colorless creature is dealt damage this way, tap it."
Equip {2}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{1}, {T}: Untap target legendary creature you control.

When Pattern Matcher enters, you may search your library for a card with the same name as another creature you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has two or fewer cards in hand, Paupers' Cage deals 2 damage to that player.

When Peace Strider enters, you gain 3 life.

{1}{W}: Another target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 4

White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

{3}, {T} or {W}, {T}: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Pendant of Prosperity enters under the control of an opponent of your choice.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield. Pendant of Prosperity's owner draws a card, then that player may put a land card from their hand onto the battlefield.

When Pendulum of Patterns enters, you gain 3 life.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Pendulum of Patterns: Draw a card.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
Equip {4}

Sunburst
Remove a charge counter from Pentad Prism: Add one mana of any color.