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First strike
Whenever Odric, Master Tactician and at least three other creatures attack, you choose which creatures block this combat and how those creatures block.

I — Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. Create a Food token.
II — Draw a card. Create a Food token.
III — Create a 1/1 white Halfling creature token for each Food you control.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Human creature and a non-Human creature.
Draw two cards.

Flash
When Offalsnout leaves the battlefield, exile target card from a graveyard.
Evoke {B}

Disguise {4}{R}
When Offender at Large enters the battlefield or is turned face up, up to one target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Target creature gains deathtouch and indestructible until end of turn.

This spell costs {W}{U} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Choose any number of target players. Investigate X times, where X is the total number of creatures those players control.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, exile target red, white, or black creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's 1/1. It gains haste until your next turn.

Haste
{T}: Scry 1.

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top two cards of your library, then put one of them into your graveyard.
Whenever a creature card is put into your graveyard from your library or hand, it perpetually gains "When this card leaves your graveyard, create a tapped 2/2 black Zombie creature token."

Haste
Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.

First strike
Whenever Ogre Battlecaster attacks, you may cast target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard by paying {R}{R} in addition to its other costs. If that spell would be put into a graveyard, exile it instead. When you cast that spell, Ogre Battlecaster gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that spell's mana value.

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, that creature gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Menace
Whenever Ogre Chitterlord enters the battlefield or attacks, create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This creature can't block." Then if you control five or more Rats, each Rat you control gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever Ogre Errant attacks, another target attacking Knight gains menace until end of turn.

Defender
Ogre Jailbreaker can attack as though it didn't have defender as long as you control a Gate.

Defender

{2}, Discard a card at random: Ogre Shaman deals 2 damage to any target.

{2}{B}{R}: Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn.

Whenever another nontoken creature dies, you may create a 1/1 black Rat creature token.
Rats you control have deathtouch.

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Whenever Ogre-Head Helm or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, discard your hand, then draw three cards.
Reconfigure {3}

Reach
Untap all Archers you control during each other player's untap step.
Whenever an Archer you control deals damage to a creature, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.
Whenever Ohran Viper deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.

When Oil-Gorger Troll enters the battlefield, you gain 3 life. Then if you control a permanent with an oil counter on it, draw a card.