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When this creature enters, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Bad Breath — When this creature enters, each opponent discards a card, loses 2 life, and exiles the top three cards of their library.
Swampcycling {2}

Flying
{2}: Put target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library. Activate only as a sorcery.

When Malik, Grim Manipulator enters the battlefield, you and target opponent each secretly choose a creature that player controls. Then those choices are revealed, and that player sacrifices those creatures.
Whenever an opponent sacrifices a creature, you create a Treasure token.

At the beginning of each player's end step, Mana Max deals damage to that player equal to the number of untapped lands they control.
Whenever a player loses one or more unspent mana, each of that player's opponents creates a Treasure token.

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create an X/X red Dragon Illusion creature token with flying and haste, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast that spell. Exile that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Defender
This creature has indestructible as long as it has defender.
{1}: Until end of turn, this creature loses defender and gains flying.

When Manor Guardian dies, each player seeks a nonland card with mana value 2 or less.

Haste
When this Vehicle enters, incubate 2.
Crew 2

Raid — At the beginning of your end step, if you attacked this turn, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Vigilance, trample
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it. If it doesn't, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

When this creature attacks or blocks, sacrifice it at end of combat.

Deathtouch, haste
When this creature enters, exile up to one other target creature you control until this creature leaves the battlefield.
Whenever this creature attacks, for each opponent, create a tapped token that's a copy of the exiled card attacking that opponent. At the beginning of your next end step, sacrifice those tokens.

Rampage 1

Lifelink
This creature has haste as long as you control another Vampire.

Haste
When this creature enters, up to two target creatures can't block this turn.

Flying
Pay 4 life: Regenerate this creature.

When this creature enters, return a blue or black creature you control to its owner's hand.
When this creature enters, each player discards a card.

Megamorph {6}{B}

When this creature enters, destroy target Island or Swamp an opponent controls.

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is your devotion to black.

Menace
When Massacre Girl enters, each other creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn. Whenever a creature dies this turn, each creature other than Massacre Girl gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Menace
Creatures you control have wither.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, if its toughness was less than 1, draw a card.

First strike
Whenever Master Piandao attacks, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an Ally, Equipment, or Lesson card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.