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Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. It can't be regenerated.

Destroy target creature if it has mana value 2 or less.
Revolt — Destroy that creature if it has mana value 4 or less instead if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.

When Fblthp, the Lost enters, draw a card. If it entered from your library or was cast from your library, draw two cards instead.
When Fblthp becomes the target of a spell, shuffle Fblthp into its owner's library.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has fear.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +4/+0.

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell that targets a creature you control, exile that card instead of putting it into your graveyard as it resolves. If you do, return it to your hand at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.

Enchant enchantment
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted enchantment's controller, Feedback deals 1 damage to that player.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

{T}, Exile Feldon's Cane: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Vigilance, lifelink
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 40 or more life, you win the game.

Flying
Devour 1
Whenever Fell Beast of Mordor enters or attacks, target opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

Each opponent chooses a creature they control. Tap and goad the chosen creatures.
Splice onto instant or sorcery {2}{U}{R}

Destroy all creatures with power greater than target creature's power.

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

{T}: Femeref Archers deals 4 damage to target attacking creature with flying.

Flying

Creature spells cost {2} more to cast.

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of any color.

Creatures you control have haste.

When Festering Goblin dies, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Other Soldier creatures get +1/+1 and have first strike.

Field of the Dead enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
Whenever Field of the Dead or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Counter target noncreature spell.