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Backup 2 (When this creature enters the battlefield, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. If that's another creature, it gains the following abilities until end of turn.)
Haste
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to an opponent, destroy target artifact that player controls.

When Joyride Rigger enters, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Vigilance
When Juggernaut Peddler enters, target player reveals all nonland cards in their hand. You may choose one of those cards. If you do, that player exiles it and conjures a card named Juggernaut into their hand.

Each player discards their hand, then conjures a duplicate of each of seven random cards from the library of the player to their right into their hand. The duplicates perpetually gain "Mana of any type can be spent to cast this spell."

Trample
Whenever Juggletron attacks, you may put an art sticker on it.
Juggletron gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.

Whenever a player casts a creature spell that's black, red, or green, it gains devour 5.
Whenever chaos ensues, create two 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens.

Retrace (Sorry, no room for reminder text.)
Choose one at random. Create a copy of the chosen card. You may cast the copy without paying its mana cost.
• Abrupt Decay
• Blightning
• Bloodbraid Elf
• Lightning Bolt
• Liliana of the Veil
• Tarmogoyf

Whenever a nontoken artifact enters the battlefield under your control, exile a random nonland artifact card with lesser mana value from your library. You may cast that card until the end of your next turn.

Haste
Jurin must be blocked if able.
Whenever Jurin attacks, each creature you control attacking a player gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each creature that player controls.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Prowess, deathtouch
When you cast Kallist Rhoka, you may choose a creature or planeswalker on the battlefield. Kallist Rhoka becomes a copy of that creature or planeswalker, and that creature or planeswalker becomes a copy of Kallist Rhoka.

Menace
{R}: Kamachal, Ship's Mascot gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Whenever Kamachal deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. Then exile from that player's library a random card with mana value equal to the damage dealt. You may cast that card this turn.

Whenever Kami of Mourning enters, target creature you control or creature card in your graveyard perpetually gains "Whenever a creature you control with greater mana value than this card dies, return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped."

When Kami of Transmutation enters or leaves the battlefield, choose one —
• Each permanent card in your hand perpetually becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.
• Each permanent card in your hand perpetually becomes an enchantment in addition to its other types.

Choose one —
• Dosan's Oldest Chant (Gain 6 life, draw a card.)
• Kodama's Reach (Search for two basic lands, put one onto the battlefield tapped and one to hand.)
• Time of Need (Search for a legend.)

Haste
Whenever Kardum, Patron of Flames attacks, put a flame counter on it, then seek a card with mana value equal to the number of flame counters on it and exile that card face down.
When Kardum dies, put all cards you own exiled with it into your hand. At the beginning of the end step of your next turn, discard those cards.

Cowards can't block Warriors.
{1}: Choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Target Warrior gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
• Target creature becomes a Coward until end of turn.

Ward {1}
Other Warriors you control get +1/+1 and have ward {1}.

First strike
Rage Beyond Death — Specialize {6}. You may also activate this ability if Karlach, Raging Tiefling is in your graveyard.

First strike, haste
When this card specializes from your graveyard, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "This creature can't block."
When this card specializes from any zone, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.

First strike, haste
When this card specializes from your graveyard, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "This creature can't block."
When this card specializes from any zone, another target creature you control gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

First strike, haste
When this card specializes from your graveyard, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "This creature can't block."
When this card specializes from any zone, you may sacrifice a creature. If you do, you draw two cards and each opponent loses 2 life.

First strike, haste
When this card specializes from your graveyard, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "This creature can't block."
When this card specializes from any zone, seek an instant or sorcery card with mana value 3 or less. Until end of turn, you may cast that card without paying its mana cost.

First strike, haste
When this card specializes from your graveyard, return it from your graveyard to the battlefield. It perpetually gains "This creature can't block."
When this card specializes from any zone, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token. Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain haste until end of turn.

Whenever equipped creature attacks, sacrifice Karlov's Crossbow and destroy target creature an opponent controls.
Equip {1}
Forecast — {0}, Reveal Karlov's Crossbow from your hand: For the remainder of the game, spells you cast named Karlov's Crossbow cost {1} less to cast. (Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.)