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Return target permanent to its owner's hand.

I — Each player mills four cards. Then you may exile a creature or planeswalker card from each graveyard.
II, III — Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among cards exiled with this Saga, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast those spells.

{1}{W}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

Vigilance
Whenever a face-down permanent you control enters and whenever this creature or another permanent you control is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that many cards from the top of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.
Find New Host — {2}{U/B}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains this card's other abilities. Activate only as a sorcery.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1}

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, exile all cards from your hand face down.
At the beginning of your upkeep, return all cards you own exiled with this artifact to your hand, then draw a card.

Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a wage counter on this creature. You may pay {2} for each wage counter on it. If you don't, remove all wage counters from this creature and an opponent gains control of it.

{T}: Add {R}.
{2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 6 damage to target creature with flying.

{T}, Exile an Assassin card from your graveyard: Destroy target creature.

I — This Saga deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
II — Add {R}{R}.
III — Sacrifice a Mountain. If you do, this Saga deals 3 damage to each creature.

Draw four cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an instant or sorcery card.

This creature can't be blocked except by three or more creatures.

Deathtouch
Poison Modular 2 (This creature enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target player or artifact creature. If they're put on a player this way, they become poison counters.)

Flying, deathtouch
Megamorph {5}{B}{B}
When this creature is turned face up, put a +1/+1 counter on each other Dragon creature you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is legendary, gets +1/+1, and has flying, vigilance, and lifelink.

Transfigure {1}{B}{B}

Web-slinging {2}{G}
When Spider-Man enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Bloodthirst 1
Sacrifice this creature: You gain life equal to this creature's power.

Value Town enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

{1}, Sacrifice an artifact: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Reach

Counter target creature spell with power or toughness 2 or less.

Ascend
Draw two cards. If you have the city's blessing, draw three cards instead.