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Hidden agenda
Creatures you control with the chosen name have "At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {G}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature."

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses a creature you don't control and puts it on top of its owner's library, then repeats this process for an artifact, an enchantment, and a land. Then the owner of each permanent chosen this way shuffles.

Whenever a creature attacks and isn't blocked, if you're the defending player, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token that's blocking that creature.
When four or more creatures attack you, abandon this scheme at end of combat.

You may play any number of lands on each of your turns.
Whenever chaos ensues, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Naya Panorama: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.)
Nearby Planet enters tapped.
When Nearby Planet enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform Neck Breaker.

If there are five or more Heads on the battlefield, tap two of them and they don't untap during the Hydra's next untap step. Otherwise, reveal the top card of the Hydra's library and the Hydra casts that card.

As Necroblossom Snarl enters, you may reveal a Swamp or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, Necroblossom Snarl enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.

Skip your draw step.
At the beginning of your end step, if it's not the first turn of the game, put a death counter on Necropotence Avatar. You draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of death counters on Necropotence Avatar.

Needle Spires enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.
{2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.

{T}: Add {R}.

Neglected Manor enters tapped unless a player has 13 or less life.
{T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Creature spells you cast cost {B} less to cast. This effect reduces only the amount of colored mana you pay.

At the beginning of your end step, mill seven cards. Then return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Whenever chaos ensues, return target card from your graveyard to your hand.

If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard a card, you may reveal that card and put it on top of your library instead of putting it anywhere else.
{T}: Add {C}.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}{U}{B}, {T}: Target player mills three cards.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto another target permanent. Activate only as a sorcery.

Whenever you crank Neural Network, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

(Spells without mana costs can't be played)
When this spell resolves, discard a card. Then draw a card.
Splice onto Anything {1}{R} (As you cast a spell, you may reveal this card from your hand and pay its splice cost. If you do, add this card's effect to that spell.)

Whenever a historic creature you control attacks, it gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a historic card. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

New Benalia enters tapped.
When New Benalia enters, scry 1.
{T}: Add {W}.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, until end of turn, noncreature artifacts you control become 3/3 Vehicles in addition to their other types and gain flying, haste, and crew 1.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Treasure token and a 2/2 white Alien creature token.

Menace
Vehicles you control have menace.

[+2]: Draw two cards.
[–3]: Nicol Bolas, the Arisen deals 10 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
[–4]: Put target creature or planeswalker card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
[–12]: Exile all but the bottom card of target player's library.