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Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Suspend 3—{2}{B}{B}
Each player exiles all creature cards from their graveyard, then sacrifices all creatures they control, then puts all cards they exiled this way onto the battlefield.

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.

Locus of Enlightenment has each activated ability of the exiled cards used to craft it. You may activate each of those abilities only once each turn.
Whenever you activate an ability that isn't a mana ability, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Whenever a creature you control dies, put a loyalty counter on Lolth, Spider Queen.
[0]: You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
[–3]: Create two 2/1 black Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
[–8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever an opponent is dealt combat damage by one or more creatures you control, if that player lost less than 8 life this turn, they lose life equal to the difference."

Ward {1}
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top X cards of your library, where X is the number of card types among other nonland permanents you control. You may play those cards this turn.

[+2]: Discard a card, then draw a card. If a land card is discarded this way, draw an additional card.
[–3]: Return up to two target land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.
[–11]: Destroy up to six target nonland permanents, then create six 2/2 green Cat Warrior creature tokens with forestwalk.
Lord Windgrace can be your commander.

When Lord Xander, the Collector enters the battlefield, target opponent discards half the cards in their hand, rounded down.
Whenever Lord Xander attacks, defending player mills half their library, rounded down.
When Lord Xander dies, target opponent sacrifices half the nonland permanents they control, rounded down.

Lord of Extinction's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in all graveyards.

Flying
Other Vampire creatures you control get +2/+2.
{T}: Create a 2/2 black Vampire creature token with flying.

Flying, trample
{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Target player mills three cards.
Pay 1 life: Add {C}. Spend this mana only to cast a spell from your graveyard.

Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature other than Lord of the Pit. If you can't, Lord of the Pit deals 7 damage to you.

Flying
Whenever Lord of the Void deals combat damage to a player, exile the top seven cards of that player's library, then put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield under your control.

Whenever Lorthos, the Tidemaker attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, tap up to eight target permanents. Those permanents don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put a charge counter on Lost Jitte.
Remove a charge counter from Lost Jitte: Choose one —
• Untap target land.
• Target creature can't block this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature.
Equip {1}

Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, add one mana of any color.

Hexproof
Lotus Field enters the battlefield tapped.
When Lotus Field enters the battlefield, sacrifice two lands.
{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

{T}, Sacrifice Lotus Petal: Add one mana of any color.

Indestructible
Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has vigilance and "{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add three mana of any one color."
Equip {3}

Each creature that's a Barbarian, a Warrior, or a Berserker gets +2/+2 and has haste.

Sacrifice Loyal Retainers: Return target legendary creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

At the beginning of each player's end step, that player may draw a card if a player other than you lost life this turn.
Partner

Trample
Other creatures you control get +1/+1 and have trample.
When Lukamina, Bear Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

When this creature specializes, tap target nonland permanent an opponent controls. That permanent doesn't untap during its controller's untap step for as long as you control Lukamina, Crocodile Form.
When Lukamina, Crocodile Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.

Flying, lifelink
When Lukamina, Hawk Form dies, it unspecializes. If it unspecializes this way, return it to the battlefield tapped.