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Each attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number among attacking or blocking creatures has first strike.

{1}{G/W}: Exile target artifact or enchantment. Activate only once.

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Assemble a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Vigilance
At the beginning of your end step, you may return another creature you control to its owner's hand, then put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to that creature's power on First Responder.

You gain 3 life. Draw three cards. Add {B}{B}{B}. This spell deals 3 damage to any target. Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Five Hundred Year Diary enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} for each Clue you control.
{2}, Sacrifice Five Hundred Year Diary: Draw a card.

Five Kids in a Trenchcoat counts as five creatures for spells and effects that count the number of creatures you control.

Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.

When you encounter Fixed Point in Time, until your next turn, if a player would planeswalk as a result of rolling the planar die, chaos ensues instead.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Destroy up to three target artifacts. Conjure a duplicate of each nontoken artifact destroyed this way into your hand. The duplicates perpetually gain "You may pay {R} rather than pay this spell's mana cost" and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this artifact."

{1}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Construct artifact creature token with defender.
{T}, Sacrifice a creature with defender: Flamewright deals 1 damage to any target.

When Flaming Fist Duskguard enters the battlefield, you get a boon with "When you cast your next creature spell, it perpetually gets +1/+0."

Menace
Paradox — Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, Flaming Tyrannosaurus deals 3 damage to any target. Then put a +1/+1 counter on Flaming Tyrannosaurus.
When Flaming Tyrannosaurus dies, it deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

{R}, {T}: Flanking Licid loses this ability and becomes a creature enchantment that reads "Enchanted creature gains flanking" instead of a creature. Move Flanking Licid onto target creature. You may pay {R} to end this effect.

Whenever Flanking Troops attacks, you may tap target creature.

Creatures your opponents control have base power and toughness 0/1 until end of turn.

Reach
When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power.
Negamorph {1}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its negamorph cost and put a -1/-1 counter on it.)

{T}: Choose target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control. Then ask a person outside the game if the story of what will happen makes sense. If they say no, sacrifice Flavor Judge and counter that spell or ability.

Fleet-Footed Monk can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or greater.

You may have Flesh Duplicate enter as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it has vanishing 3 if that creature doesn't have vanishing.

Flip X coins. For each flip you win, create a 2/2 green Sheep creature token named Rabid Sheep.

Green creatures can't attack unless their controller sacrifices a land of their choice for each green creature they control that's attacking.

Whenever Floral Spuzzem attacks and isn't blocked, you may destroy target artifact defending player controls. If you do, Floral Spuzzem assigns no combat damage this turn.

Cumulative upkeep {1}
Flow of Maggots can't be blocked by non-Wall creatures.