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Choose one —
• The Goose is Loose — Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Its controller creates a Food token.
• The Goose Laid an Egg — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. You create a Food token.

{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target Aura.

Whenever this creature and at least two other creatures attack, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token with lifelink.

Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Haste
{1}{R}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.

Prevent all damage target spell would deal this turn. You gain life equal to the damage prevented this way.

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

{1}{G}, Sacrifice this creature: Return target Arcane card from your graveyard to your hand.

As this creature enters, secretly note a word with six to eight letters.
{1}: Target player who doesn't control this creature guesses the noted word or an unguessed letter in that word. If they guess wrong, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Any player may activate this ability.
When a player guesses the noted word or all of its letters, sacrifice this creature.

Target creature you control gains hexproof until end of turn. Remove all -1/-1 counters from it.

Sacrifice this creature: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +0/+2 and has "{T}: Draw a card, then discard a card."

Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
Investigate.

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Whenever a +1/+1 counter is put on a creature you control, seek a creature card. That card perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability triggers only once each turn.

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Enchant artifact you control
When this Aura enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this Aura leaves the battlefield.
Enchanted permanent has ward {1}.

Target creature you control gains vigilance and gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.

The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.

Create a 1/1 white Rabbit creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Haste
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 black Rat creature token with "This token can't block."

Flying
When this creature enters, tap target permanent.
{2}{U}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a creature card from it. That player discards that card. Scry 1.

{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Until end of turn, if you tap a land for mana, it produces one mana of a color of your choice instead of any other type and amount.