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Each noncreature, non-Equipment artifact is an Equipment with equip {X} and "Equipped creature gets +X/+0," where X is that artifact's mana value.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't be blocked by blue creatures.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as an opponent controls a blue permanent.

You gain 1 life for each creature on the battlefield. Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

This spell can't be countered.
Shroud

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)
Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

When Blurry Visionary enters the battlefield, look at the top two cards of your library and put them back-to-back in the same sleeve with either card in front. They become a modal double-faced card for the rest of the game. Then put that card into your hand. (You can play either face of that double-faced card. Make sure to reset it when the game ends.)

{T}: Boa Constrictor gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a historic card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

When Boareskyr Tollkeeper enters the battlefield, target opponent reveals all creature and land cards in their hand. Choose one of them. That card perpetually gains "This permanent enters the battlefield tapped."

Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, each creature blocking it gets -5/-5 until end of turn.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to an opponent, you may search your library for a Praetor card, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Then shuffle.
Equip {3}

Whenever you sacrifice another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Body Dropper.
{B}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Body Dropper gains menace until end of turn.

Trample
Soulshift 8

Kicker {B}
When Bog Badger enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control gain menace until end of turn.

Protection from white
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Bog Elemental unless you sacrifice a land.

Flying
{T}, Sacrifice a land: Search your library for a Mercenary permanent card with mana value 2 or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Whenever a player casts a black spell, Bog Gnarr gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Bog Hoodlums can't block.
When Bog Hoodlums enters, clash with an opponent. If you win, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Hoodlums.

Flying
Whenever Bog Humbugs deals combat damage, hum that many notes of a festive song. If you can, put a +1/+1 counter on Bog Humbugs.

{1}: Add {B}.

Flying
{2}{B}, Sacrifice a Food: Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn.

Bog Serpent can't attack unless defending player controls a Swamp.
When you control no Swamps, sacrifice Bog Serpent.

Swampwalk

Swampwalk

Bog Wreckage enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{T}, Sacrifice Bog Wreckage: Add one mana of any color.

Swampwalk
Whenever a player casts a Goblin spell, you may pay {G}. If you do, you gain 2 life.