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Double strike
Specialize {1}
When you cast this spell, it gains "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card from an opponent's library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, other creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Still Point in Time — All spells have split second.
Whenever chaos ensues, Lake Silencio deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Whenever Landlore Navigator attacks, create a Map token.
At the beginning of your end step, if two or more artifacts entered the battlefield under your control this turn, conjure a card named Thieving Magpie onto the battlefield.

Flying
Disturb {1}{U}

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: Look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. If you don't put the card onto the battlefield, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

You draw cards from the bottom of your library instead of the top of your library.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has flying.
If Lanterns' Lift would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

{T}: Add one mana of any color. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, scry 2.

Each player discards a card, then loses 1 life, then sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, a planeswalker, and a tribal permanent, then exiles a card from their graveyard, then puts the top card of their library into their graveyard, then removes a counter from a permanent they control, then gets a poison counter.

Equipped creature gets +1/+2 and has deathtouch.
Equip {2}

Choose two target creatures. Untap them. Put two +1/+1 counters on each of them. They gain vigilance, indestructible, and haste until end of turn. After this main phase, there is an additional combat phase. Only the chosen creatures can attack during that combat phase.

When this enchantment enters the battlefield, you may put a name sticker on it, then it becomes an Aura with enchant creature. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield and attach this Aura to it.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 for each name sticker on this Aura with seven or fewer letters.
When this Aura leaves the battlefield, sacrifice enchanted creature.

Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control.

Gotcha — If an opponent laughs, you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Laughing Hyena from your graveyard to your hand.

Lava Burst deals X damage to any target. If Lava Burst would deal damage to a creature, that damage can't be prevented or dealt instead to another permanent or player.

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with the either of the chosen letters.

As long as you have a maximum hand size other than 7, Learned Learner has "{T}: Draw a card."

Whenever Legion Reconsecrator attacks, exile up to one target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, conjure a duplicate of it into your graveyard. The duplicate perpetually becomes a black Skeleton with base power and toughness 3/1 in addition to its other colors and types.
When Legion Reconsecrator dies, return another target creature card with power or toughness 1 from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creatures you control have trample.
Whenever one or more nontoken artifacts enter the battlefield under your control, creatures you control perpetually get +1/+1.