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Target player skips all combat phases of their next turn.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature enters under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3

Whenever a creature you control dies, put an art counter on Famous Museum.
{T}: Add {C}, plus an additional {C} for each art counter on Famous Museum.

Assist
{2}: Fan Favorite gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability.

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Melee
At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target creature you control gains melee until end of turn.

Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.

As Farewell to Arms enters, choose a hand attached to an opponent's arm.
When the chosen hand isn't behind its owner's back, sacrifice Farewell to Arms. If you do, that player discards their hand . . . of cards. (The lawyers wouldn't let us do it the other way.)

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {W}{W}. If you do, you gain 1 life."

{1}: Add {W}. If this ability has been activated four or more times this turn, sacrifice Farrelite Priest at the beginning of the next end step.

Flying
Flying backup (When this creature enters the battlefield, put a flying counter on target creature. If that's another creature, it also gains the following ability until end of turn.)
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, planeswalker, or battle, surveil 1.

{W}{W}: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn.

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a hunger counter on Fasting. Then destroy Fasting if it has five or more hunger counters on it.
If you would begin your draw step, you may skip that step instead. If you do, you gain 2 life.
When you draw a card, destroy Fasting.

Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

An opponent chooses one —
• You draw three cards.
• You destroy up to two target creatures that player controls. They can't be regenerated. That player draws up to three cards.

I — (Bolas) Each opponent discards their hand. You draw seven cards.
I — (Ugin) Manifest your hand, then draw seven cards.
II — (Both) Create a token that's a copy of any Elder Dragon from the Legends expansion.
III — (Both) Exile Fate Reforged, then return it to the battlefield (Front face up).

Return up to one target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Venture into the dungeon.

As Favored Enemy enters, note the most prevalent creature type in an opponent's library.
When Favored Enemy enters, target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls of the noted type dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have fear.
At the beginning of your upkeep, abandon this scheme unless you discard a card or pay 3 life.

When this creature enters or dies, exile another creature you control. If you do, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card with mana value X onto the battlefield, where X is 2 plus the exiled creature's mana value.

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
As long as you have exactly one loss in the event you're playing, this creature gets +2/+0. (For example, if your record is 0-1, this creature gets +2/+0.)

Enchantment creatures you control have menace.
Whenever one or more enchantment creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, exile a random creature card from that player's library. Create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's a 1/1 enchantment creature.

As long as you aren't playing with sleeves, Fear of Unsleeved Decks gets +1/+1 and has trample. (No, you can't start with sleeves and then remove them.)

Trample
When you cast this spell, choose a playtest card you own from outside the game. Exile it. You may cast that card as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast that spell. (In a sealed event, outside the game is your sideboard.)

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, each Dragon card in your hand perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."