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First strike, protection from loose lips (Nothing with an open mouth in its artwork can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from odd collector numbers (Nothing with an odd collector number can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike, protection from two-word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.)

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a red creature.
Destroy target tapped creature. You gain 2 life.

When you set this scheme in motion, until your next turn, up to one target opponent can't attack with creatures, up to one target opponent can't cast creature spells, and up to one target opponent can't cast noncreature spells. You can't choose any player as a target more than once.

When you set this scheme in motion, it deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

{T}: Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains haste.

Whenever a creature you control is devoured, create an X/X green Ooze creature token, where X is the devoured creature's power.

All creatures get +2/+2.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}.

Enchant creature
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. The copies enter the battlefield as tokens.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has vigilance.

Whenever Krydle of Baldur's Gate deals combat damage to a player, that player loses 1 life and mills a card, then you gain 1 life and scry 1.
Whenever you attack, target creature can't be blocked this turn.

When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever you crank Lackey Recycler, put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost {1} less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, seek a nonland permanent card with mana value 3 or less.

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, return up to two target creature cards with total mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Double strike
Specialize {1}
When you cast this spell, it gains "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may exile this creature, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control."

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, conjure a duplicate of a random creature card from an opponent's library into your hand. It perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell."

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, other creatures you control and creature cards in your hand perpetually get +1/+1.

Double strike
When this creature enters the battlefield or specializes, create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. If you can't, planeswalk.
Whenever chaos ensues, any number of target players each create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Still Point in Time — All spells have split second.
Whenever chaos ensues, Lake Silencio deals 6 damage to target creature an opponent controls. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.