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Equipped creature has "{2}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."
Whenever equipped creature deals damage to a blocking creature, this Equipment deals that much damage to each other creature defending player controls.
Equip {3}

When Team Mage enters, search you library for an artifact card with mana value 4 or greater if you're on Team Cloudspire or an artifact card with mana value 3 or less if you're on Team Speed Demons. Reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Counter target blue spell.

When this creature enters, return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand. If that card is a Goblin card, this creature gains haste until end of turn.

Phaeron — Whenever one or more artifact cards leave your graveyard, create two 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature tokens.
Grand Strategist — At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target artifact creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.

This creature enters with five +1/+1 counters on it.
{1}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Create a 1/1 colorless Pentavite artifact creature token with flying.
{1}, Sacrifice a Pentavite: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0.
Sacrifice this Aura: It deals 1 damage to target creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. If a player does, creatures that player controls can't attack you or planeswalkers you control until your next turn.

When you cast this spell, draw two cards.
Flying
Annihilator 1
Evoke {2}{U}

Target opponent reveals their hand. You draw a card for each Forest and green card in it.

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Blue creatures you control can't be blocked.

Flash
Flying
Exploit
When this creature exploits a creature, counter target creature spell.

Defender
When this creature enters, draw a card.

Destroy target land. You gain 4 life.

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Put X +0/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's mana value.

When this creature enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.

As long as you control an artifact, this creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.

Whenever you manifest dread, put a card you put into your graveyard this way into your hand.

Haste
At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this creature.

{4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

Choose target creature. You get {E}{E}, then you may pay any amount of {E}. The creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each {E} paid this way.

During your turn, this creature has flying.

Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control.

Choose two —
• Counter target black-bordered spell.
• Return target creature to its owner's hand.
• Untap each permanent you control with a watermark.
• Roll two six-sided dice. Target player mills X cards, where X is the total of those results.