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At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may have target Vampire get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Eroded Canyon enters the battlefield tapped.
When Eroded Canyon enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

When Geothermal Kami enters the battlefield, you may return an enchantment you control to its owner's hand. If you do, you gain 3 life.

When Gravegouger enters the battlefield, exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
When Gravegouger leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to their owner's graveyard.

When Strongarm Thug enters the battlefield, you may return target Mercenary card from your graveyard to your hand.

Whenever Kirin-Touched Orochi attacks, choose one —
• Exile target creature card from a graveyard. When you do, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.
• Exile target noncreature card from a graveyard. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Flying
Toxic 1
When you proliferate, return Voidwing Hybrid from your graveyard to your hand.

{X}, Discard a card with mana value X: Knollspine Invocation deals X damage to any target.

This spell can't be countered.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls causes you to discard Loxodon Smiter, put it onto the battlefield instead of putting it into your graveyard.

Haste

Flying
Whenever Venomous Dragonfly blocks or becomes blocked by a creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Equipped creature has "{T}, Unattach Razor Boomerang: It deals 1 damage to any target. Return Razor Boomerang to its owner's hand."
Equip {2}

When Rubblebelt Maverick enters the battlefield, surveil 2.
{G}, Exile Rubblebelt Maverick from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Temporal Foresight — When Sibylline Soothsayer enters the battlefield, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or greater. Exile that card with three time counters on it. If it doesn't have suspend, it gains suspend. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Flying
{1}{W}: Senate Courier gains vigilance until end of turn.

{T}: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever High Priest of Penance is dealt damage, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

When Pondering Mage enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. Draw a card.

When Galadhrim Guide enters the battlefield, scry 2.

Return all attacking creatures to their owner's hand.

Whenever an Aura becomes attached to Brood Keeper, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying. It has "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

At the beginning of combat on your turn, Battering Ram gains banding until end of combat.
Whenever Battering Ram becomes blocked by a Wall, destroy that Wall at end of combat.

Exile a creature card from your graveyard. Create a token that's a copy of it. It gains haste until end of turn. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Storm

I — Mill five cards. You may put an Elf or Tyvar card from your graveyard onto the battlefield.
II — Put a +1/+1 counter on each Elf you control.
III — Whenever an Elf you control attacks this turn, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Destroy all creatures. They can't be regenerated. Draw a card for each creature destroyed this way.
Cycling {3}{B}{B}
When you cycle Decree of Pain, all creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn.