461 cards found
Contraption Cannon

Contraption Cannon {4}

Artifact
{2}, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.
Common side effects include headaches, ringing in ears, and excessive smithereens. In some cases, a small hole in space-time may develop.
  • Unstable
Crafty Octopus

Crafty Octopus {2}{U}

Host Creature - Octopus Rigger
When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1/3
  • Unstable
Cramped Bunker

Cramped Bunker {4}{R}{G}

Enchantment
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.
  • Unstable
Creature Guy

Creature Guy {3}{G}

Creature - Beast
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
There once was a player named Quinn, . . .
3/3
  • Unhinged
Crow Storm

Crow Storm {2}{U}

Sorcery
Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.
Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)
Storm crow lonely, boon for a birder.
Storm crows together, likely a murder.
Related card: Storm Crow
  • Unstable
Curious Killbot

Curious Killbot {2}

Artifact Creature - Killbot
"whirrrr . . . beep . . . click . . . click?"
2/1
  • Unstable
Curse of the Fire Penguin

Curse of the Fire Penguin {4}{R}{R}

Enchantment - Aura
Enchant creature
Curse of the Fire Penguin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
Card has other part: Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature
  • Unhinged
Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature

Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature

Creature - Penguin
(Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature keeps color and mana cost of Curse of the Fire Penguin when flipped)
Trample
When this creature dies, return Curse of the Fire Penguin to the battlefield.
6/5
Card has other part: Curse of the Fire Penguin
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Deadhead

Deadhead {3}{B}

Creature - Zombie
{0}: Return Deadhead from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate this ability only if an opponent isn't touching their hand (of cards).
"I'm back from the Dead," the zombie moaned. "And they were far out, man."
3/3
  • Unglued
Deal Damage

Deal Damage {2}{R}{R}

Instant
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Until he got singed . . .
  • Unhinged
Decorated Knight

Decorated Knight {3}{U}

Creature - Human Knight
Whenever Decorated Knight attacks, draw a card from your original deck if it's outside the game.
3/3
Card has other part: Present Arms
  • Happy Holidays
Defective Detective

Defective Detective {2}{U}

Creature - Human Spy
Defective Detective can't be blocked.
When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.
Nothing gets by her . . . except the evidence, the motive, and the culprit.
2/1
  • Unstable
Delighted Killbot

Delighted Killbot {2}

Artifact Creature - Killbot
"click . . . click . . . whirrrr . . . beep."
2/1
  • Unstable
Denied!

Denied! {U}

Instant
Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.
"Don't worry about it. It happens to every mage sooner or later."
  • Unglued
Despondent Killbot

Despondent Killbot {2}

Artifact Creature - Killbot
"click . . . click . . . beep . . . whirrrr . . ."
2/1
  • Unstable
Dirty Rat

Dirty Rat {1}{B}

Host Creature - Rat
When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.
1/1
Do-It-Yourself Seraph

Do-It-Yourself Seraph {4}{W}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Angel
Flying
Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library.
Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.
4/4
  • Unstable
Double Cross

Double Cross {3}{B}{B}

Sorcery
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
"You're in for a nasty butt-kickin'."
  • Unglued
Double Deal

Double Deal {4}{R}

Sorcery
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
"I'm facing defeat, . . ."
  • Unglued
Double Dip

Double Dip {4}{W}

Instant
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
In a duel and taking a lickin' . . .
  • Unglued
Double Header

Double Header {3}{U}{U}

Creature - Drake
Flying
When Double Header enters the battlefield, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent.
2/3
  • Unhinged
Double Play

Double Play {3}{G}{G}

Sorcery
Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.
The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ."
  • Unglued
Double Take

Double Take {3}{U}{U}

Instant
Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.
"But next time we meet, . . ."
  • Unglued
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph {2}{G}{W}

Legendary Creature
Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).
Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle it.
4/4
  • Unstable
Drawn Together

Drawn Together {2}{W}{W}

Enchantment
As Drawn Together enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
Creatures with art by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
"My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable! Bwahahahaaa!"
—Pete Venters
  • Unhinged