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Ward {2}
If a creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead.
At the beginning of each end step, create X 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token gets +1/+1 for each other Rat you control," where X is the number of creatures that were exiled under your opponents' control this turn.

Flying
Noncreature spells cost {1} more to cast.

Mutate {2}{W}
Flying
Whenever this creature mutates, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Trample

Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Equip {3}

Haste
{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Descend 8 — Choose one. If there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard as you cast this spell, choose one or more instead.
• Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
• Target opponent discards a card.
• Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Whenever a permanent you control becomes untapped, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Destroy target land and all other lands with the same name as that land.

Flying
{1}{B}, Sacrifice a creature: Regenerate this creature.

Return all artifact cards from your graveyard to the battlefield. They gain haste until end of turn.

Populate.

Choose up to two target creature cards in your graveyard. An opponent chooses one of them. Return that card to your hand. Return the other to the battlefield under your control. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.
Flashback {4}{B}{R}

When this creature enters, if you cast it from your hand, destroy all non-Dinosaur creatures.

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.
{1}{U}, Discard this creature: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

{X}{G}{G}: Put X +1/+1 counters on target land you control. That land becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.

{G}{G}{G}{G}{G}: Untap target land you control. It becomes a 5/5 Elemental creature with haste. It's still a land.

Defender, flying
{1}{W}: Creatures you control with defender can attack this turn as though they didn't have defender.

I — Destroy target land.
II — Put target land card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
III — Choose target opponent. If they control fewer lands than you, create a number of 4/4 green Troll Warrior creature tokens with trample equal to the difference.

Destroy target non-Merfolk creature.

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that player's hand.
{1}{U}: Return target Ninja you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.

Defender
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player draws a card for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{2}{W}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.