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Convoke
Choose one —
• Create a 2/2 green and white Elf Knight creature token with vigilance.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Storm

At the beginning of each combat, Sproutwatch Dryad gains flying until end of turn if a creature you control or a card in your hand has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Spur Grappler gets +2/+1 as long as you control no untapped lands.

Tap two untapped Beasts you control: Target creature gains first strike until end of turn.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all names of nonlegendary creature cards in addition to its name.
Equip {2}

Squall deals 2 damage to each creature with flying.

Squall Line deals X damage to each creature with flying and each player.

{2}: Squallmonger deals 1 damage to each creature with flying and each player. Any player may activate this ability.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if you control a Giant.
Squash deals 6 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn.

Haste
Whenever Squee, Dubious Monarch attacks, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token that's tapped and attacking.
You may cast Squee, Dubious Monarch from your graveyard by paying {3}{R} and exiling four other cards from your graveyard rather than paying its mana cost.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return Squee, Goblin Nabob from your graveyard to your hand.

{1}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn.

You may cast Squee, the Immortal from your graveyard or from exile.

{TK}{TK} — {T}: The next time target player would roll one or more dice this turn, instead they roll that many dice plus one, then you choose one of those rolls to ignore.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from odd mana values
{TK}{TK} — 4/1
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 6/6

When Squirrel Dealer enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

{1}{G}: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Squirrel Mob gets +1/+1 for each other Squirrel on the battlefield.

Enchant land
Enchanted land has "{T}: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token."

When Squirrel Sanctuary enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, you may pay {1}. If you do, return Squirrel Sanctuary to its owner's hand.

Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

When Squirrel Squatters enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
Whenever Squirrel Squatters attacks, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token that's tapped and attacking for each Attraction you've visited this turn.

Visit — You have five seconds to stack dice on top of one another. If you stack at least five dice, claim the prize!
Prize — Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each die you stack above the fourth, then sacrifice Squirrel Stack and open an Attraction.