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{T}: Each player creates a colorless artifact token named Banana with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add {R} or {G}. You gain 2 life."
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control that's an Ape or a Monkey.
Whenever Kibo attacks, defending player sacrifices an artifact.

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. That creature gains haste until end of turn and can't be blocked by Walls this turn. Venture into the dungeon.

Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Haste
{T}: Create a token that's a copy of target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Destroy target attacking creature.

Choose one or more —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target creature.
• Kill! Maim! Burn! deals 3 damage to target player.

Whenever Kill-Zone Acrobat attacks, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. If you do, Kill-Zone Acrobat gains flying until end of turn.

Killer deals 3 damage to target creature and each other creature that shares a creature type with it.

Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it.
Equip {3}

When Killer Service enters the battlefield, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have.
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

{U}: Killer Whale gains flying until end of turn.

Lifelink
Menace
Spells you cast that target a creature cost {2} less to cast.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Kiln Fiend gets +3/+0 until end of turn.

When you planeswalk to Kilnspire District or at the beginning of your precombat main phase, put a charge counter on Kilnspire District, then add {R} for each charge counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may pay {X}. If you do, Kilnspire District deals X damage to any target.

Create an X/X black and green Spirit Warrior creature token, where X is the greatest toughness among creatures you control.

{2}: Regenerate Kin-Tree Warden.
Morph {G}

Kindle deals X damage to any target, where X is 2 plus the number of cards named Kindle in all graveyards.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Lifelink
Disturb {1}{W}

Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost {1} less to cast.

Delirium — {2}{B}: Transform Kindly Stranger. Activate only if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

As Kindred Boon enters the battlefield, choose a creature type.
{1}{W}: Put a divinity counter on target creature you control of the chosen type.
Each creature you control with a divinity counter on it has indestructible.

Choose a creature type. For each creature you control of the chosen type, create a token that's a copy of that creature. Those tokens gain haste. Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Counter target spell. Seek a card with the same mana value as that spell.