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Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard a Pirate card.
Equip {2}. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you have one or fewer cards in hand.

Trample
When Armada Wurm enters, create a 5/5 green Wurm creature token with trample.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has trample.
Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

Destroy all lands.

When Armament Corps enters, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.

Vigilance
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains double strike until end of turn.
Fuse

Vehicles you control become artifact creatures until end of turn. Choose a Dwarf you control. Attach any number of Equipment you control to it.

When Armed with Proof enters, investigate twice.
Clues you control are Equipment in addition to their other types and have "Equipped creature gets +2/+0" and equip {2}.

Ward {2}
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has ward {2}.
Reconfigure {4}

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Armillary Sphere: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

At the beginning of your end step, creatures you control and creature cards in your hand, library, and graveyard perpetually get +1/+1.

{3}{W}{W}: You draw a card and target opponent gains 3 life.

Whenever Armix, Filigree Thrasher attacks, you may discard a card. When you do, target creature defending player controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is the number of artifacts you control plus the number of artifact cards in your graveyard.
Partner

All Sliver creatures have "{2}: This creature gets +0/+1 until end of turn."

Until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible.

You may cast Armor of Thorns as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant nonblack creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2.

When Armorcraft Judge enters, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Ward {1}
{3}{W}: Armored Armadillo gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its toughness.

Flying, vigilance

When Armored Kincaller enters, you may reveal a Dinosaur card from your hand. If you do or if you control another Dinosaur, you gain 3 life.

Flying

Armored Scrapgorger gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever Armored Scrapgorger becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on Armored Scrapgorger.

Flying
Whenever Armored Skyhunter attacks, look at the top six cards of your library. You may put an Aura or Equipment card from among them onto the battlefield. If an Equipment is put onto the battlefield this way, you may attach it to a creature you control. Put the rest of those cards on the bottom of your library in a random order.