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{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Seek a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value and put that card onto the battlefield. That creature is a Phyrexian in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.

Flying
When Speakeasy Server enters, you gain 1 life for each creature you control.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets -2/-0.
If Spectral Binding would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

When you planeswalk to Spectrox Mines and at the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 3 life and create a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a Food token and a 2/2 black Human Rogue creature token.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, put a book counter on Spell Satchel.
{T}, Remove a book counter from Spell Satchel: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Remove two book counters from Spell Satchel: Draw a card.

Kicker {U}
When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, conjure a duplicate of that spell into your hand. If this spell wasn't kicked, discard the duplicate at the beginning of your next end step.

When Spelldrain Assassin enters the battlefield, choose an instant or sorcery card in your hand. It perpetually gains casualty 2.

Exile up to five target permanent cards from your graveyard and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Create two tapped Powerstone tokens.
Draw a card.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 5.
Flying
When Spotlight Falcon enters, if evidence was collected, conjure a card named Spotlight Falcon into your hand.

Kicker {G}
When Sprouting Goblin enters, if it was kicked, search your library for a land card with a basic land type, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card.

At the beginning of each combat, Sproutwatch Dryad gains flying until end of turn if a creature you control or a card in your hand has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Your opponents play with their hands revealed.

{1}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature you control this turn.

Players have no maximum hand size.
Whenever you roll the planar die, draw a card.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal the top card of your planar deck. You may put it on the bottom of your planar deck.

Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, draw a card.

First strike, Lifelink
When Stalwart Realmwarden enters, the next noncreature spell target opponent casts costs {2} more to cast.

Enrage — Whenever Stalwart Speartail is dealt damage, other Dinosaurs you control and Dinosaur cards in your hand and library perpetually get +1/+1.
Whenever Stalwart Speartail attacks, you may pay {3}. When you do, Stalwart Speartail deals 1 damage to each creature and each planeswalker.

At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw an additional card. If you do, put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library.

Starting intensity 3
Static Discharge deals damage equal to its intensity to any target. Then cards you own named Static Discharge intensify by 1.

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.

Ward {2}
Whenever you attack, Steady Tortoise perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Steady Tortoise is in exile.

Whenever a creature deals damage to one or more players for the first time each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
Whenever chaos ensues, each creature you control gains "{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker" until end of turn.

When Stimulus Package enters, create two Treasure tokens.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Scry 1.

Exploit
When Stitched Assistant exploits a creature, scry 2, then draw a card.