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When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

Reach
Discard a card: Noose Constrictor gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Noosegraf Mob enters the battlefield with five +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever a player casts a spell, remove a +1/+1 counter from Noosegraf Mob. If you do, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

When a player casts a spell or a creature attacks, exile Norin the Wary. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {W/P} for each of those creatures.

{1}{W}, Sacrifice a historic permanent: Seek a historic card.

When you planeswalk away from Norn's Dominion, destroy each nonland permanent without a fate counter on it, then remove all fate counters from all permanents.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may put a fate counter on target permanent.

Toxic 1
Corrupted — When Norn's Fetchling enters the battlefield, conjure a card named Plains into your hand. If an opponent has three or more poison counters, you may seek a nonland card instead.

When you planeswalk to Norn's Seedcore, chaos ensues.
Whenever chaos ensues, reveal cards from the top of your planar deck until you reveal a plane card. Planeswalk to it, except don't planeswalk away from any plane. Put the rest of the revealed cards on the bottom of your planar deck in any order.

Whenever a creature you control dies, scry 1 and put an oil counter on Norn's Wellspring.
{1}, {T}, Remove two oil counters from Norn's Wellspring: Draw a card.

{T}: Untap target blue creature.
{T}: Choose target non-Wall creature the active player has controlled continuously since the beginning of the turn. That creature attacks this turn if able. Destroy it at the beginning of the next end step if it didn't attack this turn. Activate only before attackers are declared.

At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent draws a card and creates a Treasure token.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 2/2 white Alien creature token. When you do, tap target nontoken creature an opponent controls. Put a stun counter on it.

{4}, {T}: For one spell this turn, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any type to pay that spell's mana cost.

{W}{W}, {T}: Destroy target black permanent.

Reach

{T}: You may put a green creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

Norwood Riders can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Whenever Norwood Warrior becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Put target card from a graveyard on the top or bottom of its owner's library. Create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying.

Counter target spell or ability that targets a permanent you control.
This spell costs {7} less to cast if it targets a spell or ability that targets a creature you control with power 7 or greater.

Weird Insight — When Nothic dies, roll a d20.
1—9 | You draw a card and you lose 1 life.
10—19 | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
20 | You draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

If a source an opponent controls would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.
At the beginning of each end step, if you've been dealt 5 or more damage this turn, abandon this scheme.

Flash
If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead that player skips that draw and you draw a card.

{TK}{TK} — {5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Protection from creatures with two or more creature types
{TK}{TK} — 3/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6