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Your opponents can't search libraries.
If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead.

Haste
Undying

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard.

Vigilance, trample
Grenades! — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose a player at random. When you do, Strax fights another target creature that player controls.
Glory of Battle — Whenever Strax deals damage to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Strax.

Target player gains X life.

Target player mills four cards. You shuffle up to four cards from your graveyard into your library.
Replicate {2}{U}{U}

Swampwalk
Cycling—Pay 2 life.

Backup 1
This creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power.

Flying
At the beginning of your end step, create a Blood token for each player who lost life this turn.
Whenever Strefan attacks, you may sacrifice two Blood tokens. If you do, you may put a Vampire card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

Until end of turn, target creature gains trample and gets +X/+X, where X is the number of attacking creatures.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control an Equipment, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Kicker {B}
Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, Zombie creatures you control get an additional +2/+2 until end of turn.

Flying
Whenever a permanent entering causes a triggered ability to trigger, counter that ability unless its controller pays {2}.

Create a Treasure token.
Flashback {2}{R}

Destroy target Head. If that Head was elite, the Hydra takes an extra turn after this one.

{2}, {T}: Copy target triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Hexproof
Cycling {U}

Counter target artifact, creature, or planeswalker spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Instant and sorcery spells players cast have demonstrate.
Whenever chaos ensues, return up to one target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.

{T}: Add {C}. Put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, remove a point counter from Strixhaven Stadium.
Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, put a point counter on Strixhaven Stadium. Then if it has ten or more point counters on it, remove them all and that player loses the game.

Target player draws X cards.

Look at the top four cards of your library. Choose one of them and put all cards with the same name as the chosen card from among them into your hand. You lose 1 life for each card put into your hand this way. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Protection from white
{B}: Stromgald Crusader gains flying until end of turn.
{B}{B}: Stromgald Crusader gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

First strike
Other Vampire creatures you control get +1/+1 and have first strike.

Discard a card: Vampires you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.