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{T}: Add {C}.
{S}{S}{S}: Faceless Haven becomes a 4/3 creature with vigilance and all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.

If Faceless One is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Faceless One is the chosen color.
Choose a Background

Whenever you crank Faerie Aerie, create two 1/1 blue Faerie Spy creature tokens with flying, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card." Exile them at the beginning of the next end step.

Whenever a creature you control dies, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

False Floor enters tapped.
Creatures enter tapped.
{2}, {T}, Exile False Floor: Exile all untapped creatures. Activate only as a sorcery.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, untap target permanent.
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever a creature enters under your control, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 5/3

Whenever a creature you control dies, put an art counter on Famous Museum.
{T}, Add {C}, plus an additional {C} for each art counter on Famous Museum.

{2}: Target black creature gains wither until end of turn.

Vigilance
When Farfinder enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Farmstead Gleaner doesn't untap during your untap step.
{2}, {Q}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Farmstead Gleaner.

Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you, if Farsight Mask is untapped, you may draw a card.

I — (Bolas) Each opponent discards their hand. You draw seven cards.
I — (Ugin) Manifest your hand, then draw seven cards.
II — (Both) Create a token that's a copy of any Elder Dragon from the Legends expansion.
III — (Both) Exile Fate Reforged, then return it to the battlefield (Front face up).

Creatures you control get +2/+2 and have fear.
At the beginning of your upkeep, abandon this scheme unless you discard a card or pay 3 life.

When you set this scheme in motion, target opponent chooses self or others. If that player chooses self, the player sacrifices two creatures. If the player chooses others, each of your other opponents sacrifices a creature.

Red spells cost {1} less to cast.
Green spells cost {1} less to cast.
Whenever chaos ensues, put X +1/+1 counters on target creature, where X is that creature's mana value.

{T}, Exile Feldon's Cane: Shuffle your graveyard into your library.

Pirates you control get +1/+0.
Whenever Fell Flagship deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card.
Crew 3

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Creature spells cost {2} more to cast.

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with Ferris Wheel. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.

Ferropede can't be blocked.
Whenever Ferropede deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from target permanent.

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
Fetching Garden enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Field of Ruin: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Field of the Dead enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
Whenever Field of the Dead or another land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.