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This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you attacked with this turn.
Double team
As long as it's your turn, Gnoll Hunting Party has first strike.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Whenever you crank Gnomeball Machine, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens.

When Goblin Blastronauts enters, open an Attraction.
Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.

{R}, {T}: Reflip any coin or reroll any die. (Activate only any time it makes sense.)

{TK}{TK} — Mentor
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target creature with power 4 or greater.
{TK}{TK} — 2/3
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/4

Haste
When Goblin Cruciverbalist enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U.
Whenever Goblin Cruciverbalist attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.

Reach
Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on Goblin Girder Gang, you may store that result on it. When you do, Goblin Girder Gang deals 1 damage to any target without a hat.
Goblin Girder Gang gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Other creatures you control wearing hats in their art have menace.

Goblin spells you cast cost {R} less to cast.
At the beginning of your end step, conjure a random card from Goblin Influx Array's spellbook into your hand.

When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.

Haste
Enlist
Whenever Goblin Morale Sergeant enlists a nontoken creature, you may conjure a duplicate of that creature into the top five cards of your library at random. The duplicate perpetually gets +1/+0 and gains haste.

{2}, {T}, Pay {R} for each target: Tap any number of random target creatures. Goblins tapped in this way do not untap during their controllers' next untap phases.

Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

{T}: Exile the top card of your library. If that card is a Goblin or an artifact card, you may play it this turn.

{1}{R}: Goblin Ski Patrol gets +2/+0 and gains flying. Its controller sacrifices it at the beginning of the next end step. Activate only once and only if you control a snow Mountain.

Target creature you control climbs into Goblin Sleigh Ride. You slide them on their merry way. If the creature stayed on, it deals damage equal to its toughness to each other creature touched during the slide.

Whenever you crank Goblin Slingshot, creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.

When Goblin Trapfinder dies, seek a creature card with mana value 3 or less. That card perpetually gains haste, "This spell costs {1} less to cast," and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this creature."

Attacking creatures you control get +1/+0.

Enchant nonland permanent
As Gobsmacked enters, choose a person outside the game.
As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1, then draw a card.
Equip {1}

{T}: Add {C}.
Legacy — {T}, Mark one of Gold Mine's unmarked nodes: Add one mana of any color.
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Flying, lifelink
Whenever you gain life, a random creature card in your hand perpetually gets +X/+X, where X is the amount of life you gained.