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{1}{U/R}{U/R}: Copy target instant or sorcery spell that targets you. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Affinity for artifacts
{5}{U}: This creature can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever a player casts a spell, if it's not their turn, this creature deals 4 damage to them.
Whenever you activate an exhaust ability, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, return that spell to its owner's hand. If you win the flip, copy that spell, and you may choose new targets for the copy.
Partner

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +5/+5 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Monster Role token attached to up to one target attacking creature."
When this Aura is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return it to its owner's hand.

I — Scry 2.
II — Draw a card. Then you may reveal a Giant card from your hand. When you do, this Saga deals 2 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.
III — The next Giant spell you cast this turn costs {2} less to cast.

I — Destroy target land.
II — Put target land card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
III — Choose target opponent. If they control fewer lands than you, create a number of 4/4 green Troll Warrior creature tokens with trample equal to the difference.

Haste
When this creature enters, it deals 4 damage to you.

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may sacrifice a permanent other than that creature or this Equipment. If you do, draw a card.
Equip {2}

Vigilance
{T}: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to any target this turn.

When this creature enters, exile target permanent card from your graveyard. You may play that card for as long as it remains exiled.
Spells you cast from anywhere other than your hand cost {1} less to cast.

Flying, first strike
Whenever a commander you control enters or attacks, proliferate.

Exile target creature. Create a Gold token.

Flying
Soramaro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in your hand.
{4}, Return a land you control to its owner's hand: Draw a card.

The "legend rule" doesn't apply to permanents you control.
Each legendary creature you control gets +1/+1.
Each nontoken creature you control gets +1/+1 for each other creature you control with the same name as that creature.

Flying
Threshold — As long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard, this creature gets +2/+2 and has "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."

When this creature dies, exile all creatures.

Devoid
All creatures get -2/-2 until end of turn. If a creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

{T}: Target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn. You gain 1 life. Activate only as a sorcery.

The Watcher in the Water enters tapped with nine stun counters on it.
Whenever you draw a card during an opponent's turn, create a 1/1 blue Tentacle creature token.
Whenever a Tentacle you control dies, untap up to one target Kraken and put a stun counter on up to one target nonland permanent.

At the beginning of your end step, if a creature died under your control this turn, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.
{2}, Sacrifice another creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Destroy target attacking creature.

Reach
When Flavor Disaster enters the battlefield or when it's turned face up, target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is Flavor Disaster's power.
Negamorph {1}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its negamorph cost and put a -1/-1 counter on it.)

Trample
This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, you gain life and draw cards equal to its power.