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At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.

Bargain
When Dunbarrow Revivalist enters, you get a one-time boon with "When one or more creatures enter under your control, create a Wicked Role token attached to one of them." Then if Dunbarrow Revivalist was bargained, return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand.

Toxic 1
When Dune Mover enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Dungeon Crawler enters tapped.
Whenever you complete a dungeon, you may return Dungeon Crawler from your graveyard to your hand.

{1}{G}, {T}: If Durkwood Tracker is on the battlefield, it deals damage equal to its power to target attacking creature. That creature deals damage equal to its power to Durkwood Tracker.

Flying

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature, discard a card, or pay 4 life.
When Dusk Mangler enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards a card, and loses 4 life.

Whenever Dusk Urchins attacks or blocks, put a -1/-1 counter on it.
When Dusk Urchins dies, draw a card for each -1/-1 counter on it.

Devoid
Haste
At the beginning of each end step, if you control no other colorless creatures, return Dust Stalker to its owner's hand.

When Dutiful Replicator enters, you may pay {1}. When you do, create a token that's a copy of target token you control not named Dutiful Replicator.

As long as Dwarfhold Champion is equipped, it gets +0/+2.

Ward {1}
As long as Dwarfhold Champion is equipped, it gets +0/+2.

Dwarven Patrol doesn't untap during your untap step.
Whenever you cast a nonred spell, untap Dwarven Patrol.

Whenever Dwarven Soldier blocks or becomes blocked by one or more Orcs, Dwarven Soldier gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Discard a card at random: Dwarven Strike Force gains first strike and haste until end of turn.

Flying
ED-E My Love — Whenever you attack, if the number of attacking creatures is greater than the number of quest counters on ED-E, Lonesome Eyebot, put a quest counter on it.
{2}, Sacrifice ED-E: Draw a card, then draw an additional card for each quest counter on ED-E.

When this creature enters, you may untap target permanent.

Trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Food token.

Flying, vigilance

When Earsplitting Rats enters, each player discards a card.
Discard a card: Regenerate Earsplitting Rats.

Haste
When Earthshaker Khenra enters, target creature with power less than or equal to Earthshaker Khenra's power can't block this turn.
Eternalize {4}{R}{R}

Prowl {2}{B}
When Earwig Squad enters, if its prowl cost was paid, search target opponent's library for three cards and exile them. Then that player shuffles.

When Easterling Vanguard dies, amass Orcs 1.

Flying, trample
When Eater of Days enters, you skip your next two turns.

Flying
{B}, Sacrifice another creature: Regenerate Eater of Hope.
{2}{B}, Sacrifice two other creatures: Destroy target creature.