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Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, that spell or ability's controller gains control of that creature.

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains flying until end of turn. Untap it.

{T}: Add {W}. This land deals 1 damage to you.
Threshold — {W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: You gain 4 life. Activate only if seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Flying
You, planeswalkers you control, and other creatures you control have hexproof.
{4}{G}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.

Whenever you sacrifice another permanent, you may pay {2}. If you do, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target.

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sacrifice a nonartifact creature. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If you don't, tap this creature.

Each creature you control has "{T}: Add one mana of any of this creature's colors. Spend this mana only to activate an ability of a creature. Activate only if this creature has another activated ability."
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}, {T}: Mill five cards. Put all creature cards with activated abilities that aren't mana abilities from among the milled cards into your hand.

Kicker {2}
This creature can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.
If this creature was kicked, it enters with four +1/+1 counters on it.

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a tapped permanent.
Exile target creature or Vehicle.

{3}, {T}: Spin this artifact in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, draw a card.

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Fabricate 2

When Oath of Liliana enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice.
At the beginning of each end step, if a planeswalker entered the battlefield under your control this turn, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.

Yell "Who wants a souvenir?" and announce the name of a nonland card in your graveyard. Each player in an Un-game who can hear you may bid life. You start the bidding at 0. The high bidder loses life equal to the high bid. They copy the card and may cast the copy without paying its mana cost. If you didn't win the bid, you gain life equal to the high bid and create that many Treasure tokens.

{T}: Mill two cards.
Craft with a Dinosaur, a Merfolk, a Pirate, and a Vampire {4}

You may have The Misty Stepper enter as a copy of a creature you control, except its name is The Misty Stepper and it has its other abilities.
The Misty Stepper can't be blocked.
Spells you cast have split second. (As long as that spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.)

This creature has flying as long as you control a Dinosaur.

Target creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn.

Choose one —
• Rip Apart deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, that player loses 1 life.

Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Surveil 1.

Offspring {2}
When this creature enters, you may forage. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on it.