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This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.
{4}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}.
{4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Discover 4. Activate only as a sorcery.

Menace
When this creature transforms into Hideous Fleshwheeler, put target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life.

Whenever a player draws their second card each turn, any of their opponents may say "DRAW!". The first opponent to do so clashes with that player. The player that wins the clash creates two 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens. (Each clashing player reveals the top card of their library, then puts that card on the top or bottom. A player wins if their card had a higher mana value.)
Whenever Chaos ensues, draw a card.

Whenever you planeswalk here, starting with you, each player chooses up to 5 ♦ worth of modes and may choose the same mode more than once. (Then Planeswalk away from this phenomenon.)
♦ — Create a Treasure Token.
♦ ♦ — Draw a card.
♦ ♦ ♦ — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with Changeling.

This land enters tapped.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {R}.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Whenever a nontoken creature you control deals combat damage to an opponent, choose a creature card at random from your library, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

This creature must be blocked if able.
At the beginning of each upkeep, if a player cast two or more spells last turn, transform this creature.

Hidden agenda
Whenever a creature you control with the chosen name deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {G}.
{1}{B}{G}: This land becomes a 2/2 black and green Elemental creature with deathtouch until end of turn. It's still a land.

If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B}.
{3}{B}: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.

At the beginning of your first upkeep, create a 1/2 white Soldier creature token with defender.
At the beginning of each other player's first upkeep, that player creates a 1/1 red Goblin creature token with "This token can't block."

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Tap an untapped creature you control: Add one mana of any color.

This land enters tapped.
You may choose not to untap this land during your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this land is tapped, put a storage counter on it.
{T}, Remove any number of storage counters from this land: Add {G} for each storage counter removed this way.

Hexproof
Other permanents you control have hexproof.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
Nightbound

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature and each other creature you control that shares a creature type with it.
Equip {1}

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Each player gains control of all creatures they own.

At the beginning of your end step, if this creature didn't attack this turn, tap this creature, then transform it.

Flying
If Hook-Haunt Drifter would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

All permanents untap during each player's untap step.
Whenever chaos ensues, you may search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.