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Commanders you own have disguise. Their disguise cost is equal to their mana cost.

Players can't cast spells until the Hydra's next turn.

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

As a historic permanent you control enters, it becomes a 7/7 Dinosaur creature in addition to its other types.

Flying, haste
When Dissatisfied Customer enters, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

Counter target activated or triggered ability from a noncreature source.

Counter target activated or triggered ability from a noncreature source.

Each player may sacrifice a creature. Each player who sacrificed a creature this way chooses a Head and taps it. Each player who didn't sacrifice a creature loses 3 life.

Exile all artifacts and creatures with mana value 3 or less. They perpetually gain "This spell costs {2} more to cast" and "This permanent enters the battlefield tapped." For as long as each of them remain exiled, its owner may play it.

When Diviner of Fates enters the battlefield, it connives.
Whenever you discard one or more cards, seek a card that shares a card type with one of the discarded cards. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Flying

Flying
Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle.
Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

Restart the turn, except with Do-Over in exile. (First, return all cards to where they were as the turn began. For information from hidden zones like the hand, reconstruct as best you can, and do the rest at random.)

Flash
If an opponent would create a treasure token beyond the first one they create each turn, instead you draw a card.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Ninjutsu {1}{B}
Whenever Dokuchi Silencer deals combat damage to a player, you may discard a card. When you do, destroy target creature or planeswalker that player controls.

Domesticated Mammoth enters with a token copy of Pacifism attached to it.

Domesticated Watercourse enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U} or {B}.
{U}{B}: Until end of turn, Domesticated Watercourse becomes an Equipment artifact with equip {2}.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Until end of turn, if one or more creatures would enter from exile or after being cast from exile, their owners shuffle them into their libraries instead.
Cycling {2}

If a hot source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.)
{1}{R}, Sacrifice Don't Try This at Home: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.

Enchant card in your hand (This Aura remains on the battlefield. If you play enchanted card or it otherwise leaves your hand, put this Aura into the graveyard.)
Enchanted card costs {1} less to cast.
When you cast enchanted card, copy it.

At the beginning of your end step, if you control an Employee, a Performer, or a Robot, you may get {TK} or create a Treasure token. If you control all three, you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Soulbond
Whenever Donna or a creature it's paired with is dealt damage, Donna deals that much damage to target opponent.
Doctor's companion

Choose X. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Each player sacrifices a nonartifact creature of their choice.
• Create a 3/3 black Dalek artifact creature token with menace.
• Each opponent discards a card.