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{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or this creature this turn.

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Bargain
When this creature enters, if it was bargained, create a Cursed Role token attached to target creature an opponent controls.

Search your library for a nonland card and reveal it. Each opponent who cast a spell this turn with the same name as that card loses 6 life. Then shuffle.
{B}{B}: Return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only during your upkeep.

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has trample.
Equip {1}{R}
When this Equipment enters, roll a d20.
1—9 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token.
10—20 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.

Flying
Prowess

Double strike
Prowess

Look at the top five cards of your library. As many times as you choose, you may pay 1 life, put those cards on the bottom of your library in any order, then look at the top five cards of your library. Then shuffle and put the last cards you looked at this way on top in any order.

Sacrifice X lands. For each land sacrificed this way, draw a card. You may play X additional lands this turn. Lands you control enter tapped this turn.

Target creature gets +1/+3 and gains reach until end of turn. Untap it.

Trample, protection from blue and from red

Flying
You may play lands from your graveyard.
Whenever you sacrifice another nontoken permanent during your turn, put a number of +1/+1 counters equal to Szarel's power on up to one other target creature.

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it.
{2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Whenever Lorthos attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, tap up to eight target permanents. Those permanents don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps.

Flying
When this creature enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Rat Tail — When this creature dies, create a Treasure token.

Delirium — Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures. Then if there are six or more card types among cards in your graveyard, double the number of +1/+1 counters on those creatures.

Hexproof
This creature can't be blocked.

First strike, trample

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}: You may put a creature card with mana value equal to the number of charge counters on this artifact from your hand onto the battlefield.

As long as you control another Dinosaur, this creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.

If you would get one or more {E}, you get that many plus one {E} instead.
{T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you've paid or lost four or more {E} this turn.

{R/P}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When you cycle this card and when this creature dies, you may put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Cycling {2}{G}