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Starting intensity 1
Whenever Bellowsbreath Ogre attacks, it deals damage equal to its intensity to any target. Then Bellowsbreath Ogre intensifies by 1.

Equipped creature has base power and toughness 10/10.
Equip {10}. This ability costs {X} less to activate, where X is the power of the creature it targets.

{T}: Ben-Ben, Akki Hermit deals damage to target attacking creature equal to the number of untapped Mountains you control.

Benalish Commander's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Soldiers you control.
Suspend X—{X}{W}{W}. X can't be 0.
Whenever a time counter is removed from Benalish Commander while it's exiled, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Other creatures you control get +1/+1.

Lifelink
Whenever you cycle another card, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, return Benalish Partisan from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped and it perpetually gets +1/+0.
Cycling {1}{W}

Each player separates all nontoken lands they control into two piles. For each player, one of their piles is chosen by one of their opponents of their choice. Destroy all lands in the chosen piles. Tap all lands in the other piles.

Untap all creatures. Until end of turn, whenever a creature an opponent controls blocks, draw a card.
Draw a card.

Flying
Noncreature spells you control can't be countered.
If Benevolent Geist would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Benevolent Hydra enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on another creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
{T}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from Benevolent Hydra: Put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.

Choose an opponent. You and that player each create three 1/1 white Spirit creature tokens with flying.
Choose an opponent. You gain 2 life for each creature you control and that player gains 2 life for each creature they control.

Devoid
When you cast this spell, for each opponent, choose a creature that player controls. Create a token that's a copy of one of those creatures, except its power is equal to the total power of those creatures, its toughness is equal to the total toughness of those creatures, and it's a colorless Eldrazi creature.

Islandwalk

{1}{U}: Adapt 1.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Benthic Biomancer, draw a card, then discard a card.

Islandwalk
At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 2 life.

Whenever Beregond of the Guard or another Human you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Cast this spell only before the combat damage step.
Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is its power. At the beginning of the next end step, destroy that creature if it attacked this turn.

Cast this spell only before combat or during combat before blockers are declared.
Roll two d20 and ignore the lower roll.
1—14 | Choose any number of creatures. They block this turn if able.
15—20 | You choose which creatures block this turn and how those creatures block.

Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Whenever one or more other creatures you control with base power and toughness 1/1 enter, put a +1/+1 counter on Bess, Soul Nourisher.
Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bess.

Haste
Whenever Bessie attacks, another target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Crew 2

Put a random creature card with mana value X or less from target opponent's library onto the battlefield under your control. It perpetually has base power and toughness X/X and perpetually gains ward {1}.

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bhaal, Lord of Murder has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and goad it.

Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card.
{1}{U}, {T}: Creatures your opponents control attack this turn if able.