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Suspend 2—{2} (Deep Dish Pizza has no mana cost and must be suspended.)
{2}, Sacrifice Deep Dish Pizza: Gain 3 life, draw three cards, and Deep Dish Pizza deals 3 damage to each opponent.

{U}: Until end of turn, if you tap a land you control for mana, it produces {U} instead of any other type.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you this turn by attacking creatures.

{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature attacks, scry 1.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this permanent leaves the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 4/5
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 8/4

Deep-Sea Serpent can't attack unless defending player controls an Island.

Defective Detective can't be blocked.
When Defective Detective enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

Positioning (As this creature enters, lock your creatures in order from left to right for as long as you control a creature with positioning. Each time a creature enters or comes under your control, position it to the left or right of another creature you control.)
Adjacent creatures to the left and right of Defender of the Queue get +1/+1 and have vigilance.

Cast this spell only during the declare attackers step and only if you've been attacked this step.
Target creature gets +1/+3 until end of turn. Untap that creature.

Delete deals X damage to each nonartifact creature and each player.

{T}, Sacrifice Delif's Cone: This turn, when target creature you control attacks and isn't blocked, you may gain life equal to its power. If you do, it assigns no combat damage this turn.

{2}, {T}: This turn, when target creature you control attacks and isn't blocked, it assigns no combat damage this turn and you put a cube counter on Delif's Cube.
{2}, Remove a cube counter from Delif's Cube: Regenerate target creature.

When you set this scheme in motion, create a 3/3 black Horror creature token and prevent all damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each spell your opponents have cast this turn.
Scry 2, then draw two cards.

Spells you cast cost {3} less to cast if they were originally printed in the following expansions or associated commander decks, depending on who won the Unknown event on February 18th, 2023:
Mirran Victory — Mirrodin, Darksteel, Fifth Dawn, and Scars of Mirrodin.
Phyrexian Victory — Mirrodin Besieged, New Phyrexia, All Will be One, and March of the Machine.

Delve (Each card you exile from your graveyard while casting this spell pays for {1}.)
Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn. If X was 7 or greater, create a 7/7 black and red Demon creature token.

This spell costs {U} less to cast for each instant and sorcery spell you've cast this turn.
Whenever Demilich attacks, exile up to one target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard. Copy it. You may cast the copy.
You may cast Demilich from your graveyard by exiling four instant and/or sorcery cards from your graveyard in addition to paying its other costs.

You can't cast Demon Detective unless all of your commanders have been revealed.
Flying

Look at the top four cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest into your graveyard. You lose 2 life.

Remove Demonic Attorney from your deck before playing if you're not playing for ante.
Each player antes the top card of their library.

Each creature that blocked this turn gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

{TK}{TK} — Outlast {1}
{TK}{TK}{TK} — When this permanent dies, you get seven {TK}.
{TK}{TK} — 1/4
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — 9/6

Choose a card name, then target spell's controller reveals their hand. If a card with the chosen name is revealed this way, counter that spell.

Denry Klin, Editor in Chief enters with your choice of a +1/+1, first strike, or vigilance counter on it.
Whenever a nontoken creature you control enters, if Denry has counters on it, put the same number of each kind of counter on that creature.

Flying
If Departed Soulkeeper would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.