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Deep-Sea Kraken can't be blocked.
Suspend 9—{2}{U}
Whenever an opponent casts a spell, if Deep-Sea Kraken is suspended, remove a time counter from it.

When you cast this spell, create a 10/10 colorless Eldrazi creature token.

Flying, trample
Double strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Dragon Tyrant unless you pay {R}{R}{R}{R}.
{R}: Dragon Tyrant gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

When Dread Cacodemon enters the battlefield, if you cast it from your hand, destroy all creatures your opponents control, then tap all other creatures you control.

This spell costs {2} less to cast for each different mana value among instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Flying, prowess
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, create a 4/4 red Dragon Elemental creature token with flying and prowess.

Search target opponent's library for an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card. Put that card onto the battlefield under your control. Then that player shuffles.
Epic

Convoke
Exile all creatures except those that share a creature type with a creature that convoked this spell, all artifacts, and all enchantments.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may tap any number of untapped creatures you control. This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature tapped this way.
Explosive Singularity deals 10 damage to any target.

When you cast this spell, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it has base power and toughness 10/10, and gains trample, annihilator 2, and haste.
Annihilator 2
Trample

Suspend 10—{R}
Sacrifice an artifact, creature, or land: Remove a time counter from Greater Gargadon. Activate only if Greater Gargadon is suspended.

Convoke
Indestructible

Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay {1}{B}, reveal Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil from your library and say "I'm coming, too!" If you do, Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.

Flash
At the beginning of your end step, draw seven cards.
Each opponent's maximum hand size is reduced by seven.

When you cast this spell, draw four cards.
Annihilator 4
When Kozilek, Butcher of Truth is put into a graveyard from anywhere, its owner shuffles their graveyard into their library.

When you cast this spell, if you have fewer than seven cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
Menace
Discard a card with mana value X: Counter target spell with mana value X.

At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Krosan Cloudscraper unless you pay {G}{G}.
Morph {7}{G}{G}

Myojin of Infinite Rage enters the battlefield with a divinity counter on it if you cast it from your hand.
Myojin of Infinite Rage has indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it.
Remove a divinity counter from Myojin of Infinite Rage: Destroy all lands.

Myojin of Seeing Winds enters the battlefield with a divinity counter on it if you cast it from your hand.
Myojin of Seeing Winds has indestructible as long as it has a divinity counter on it.
Remove a divinity counter from Myojin of Seeing Winds: Draw a card for each permanent you control.

This spell costs {8} less to cast if you have eight or more instant and/or sorcery cards in your graveyard.
Ward {8}
Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, target creature has base power and toughness 8/8 until end of turn.

Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample

You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

Improvise
Destroy all nonartifact creatures.

Exile the top card of your library. If it's a permanent card, you may put it onto the battlefield. If you do, repeat this process.

If Primeval Spawn would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast or no mana was spent to cast it, exile it instead.
Vigilance, trample, lifelink
When Primeval Spawn leaves the battlefield, exile the top ten cards of your library. You may cast any number of spells with total mana value 10 or less from among them without paying their mana costs.

Protection from everything
If Progenitus would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal Progenitus and shuffle it into its owner's library instead.