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{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Regenerate target Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.

Create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. Then each creature that isn't an Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel gets -1/-1 until end of turn for each creature you control that's an Insect, Rat, Spider, or Squirrel.

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each creature you control with base power or toughness 1.
Whenever a Hamster, Mouse, Rat, or Squirrel you control enters, you may attach Sword of the Squeak to that creature.
Equip {2}

Menace, trample, reach
Squirrels you control have "{T}: Target Squirrel gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery."
Whenever one or more Squirrels you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

{T}: Add {G}.
{T}, Forage: Add two mana in any combination of colors.
{3}{G}, {T}: Search your library for a Squirrel card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{TK}{TK} — Deathtouch
{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}{TK} — Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
{TK}{TK} — 5/1
{TK}{TK}{TK} — 3/6

When Underworld Hermit enters, create a number of 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens equal to your devotion to black.

Trample
Whenever another Frog, Rabbit, Raccoon, or Squirrel you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Valley Mightcaller.

Menace
Whenever Valley Rotcaller attacks, each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the number of other Squirrels, Bats, Lizards, and Rats you control.

As Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker enters, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.
If you would roll one or more six-sided dice, instead roll them and you may exchange one result with Vedalken Squirrel-Whacker's base power or base toughness.

Choose two —
• Target player creates two tapped 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.
• Counter target loyalty ability of a planeswalker.
• Exile target card from a graveyard.
• Target player gains 3 life.

[+1]: Wrenn and One gains "{T}: Add {G} until your next turn.
[–1]: Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
[–4]: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your precombat main phase, add {G} for each creature you control."

Xenosquirrels enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.