461 cards found
Carnivorous Death-Parrot

Carnivorous Death-Parrot {1}{U}

Creature - Bird
Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Carnivorous Death-Parrot unless you say its flavor text.
Save a kill spell to deal with this guy.
2/2
Censorship

Censorship {U}

Enchantment
As Censorship enters the battlefield, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, Censorship deals 2 damage to that player.
Editor's note: There were no suitable flavor text submissions for this card.
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Chaos Confetti

Chaos Confetti {4}

Artifact
{4}, {T}: Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
And you thought that was just an urban legend.
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Charm School

Charm School {2}{W}

Enchantment
As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.
Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.
When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.
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Cheap Ass

Cheap Ass {1}{W}

Creature - Donkey Townsfolk
Spells you cast cost {½} less to cast.
And you thought Yawgmoth drove a hard bargain.
1/3½
  • Unhinged
Cheatyface

Cheatyface {U}{U}{U}

Creature - Efreet
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
2/2
Checks and Balances

Checks and Balances {2}{U}

Enchantment
Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.
Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.
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Chicken Egg

Chicken Egg {1}{R}

Creature - Egg
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 6, sacrifice Chicken Egg and create a 4/4 red Giant Bird creature token.
"That's a lotta nuggets."
—Jaya Ballard, task mage
0/1
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Chicken à la King

Chicken à la King {1}{U}{U}

Creature - Bird
Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)
Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)
During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around.
2/2
Chipper Chopper

Chipper Chopper {3}{U}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Rigger
Flying
When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
1/1
  • Unstable
Chittering Doom

Chittering Doom {3}{G}

Enchantment
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
One fateful night, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, they rose.
  • Unstable
Chivalrous Chevalier

Chivalrous Chevalier {4}{W}

Artifact Creature - Cyborg Knight
Flying
When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.
"I treat every foe according to the highest codes of conduct. Then I kill them."
3/3
  • Unstable
Circle of Protection: Art

Circle of Protection: Art {1}{W}

Enchantment
As Circle of Protection: Art enters the battlefield, choose an artist.
{1}{W}: The next time a source of your choice with art by the chosen artist would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.
{1}{W}: Return Circle of Protection: Art to its owner's hand.
City of Ass

City of Ass

Land
City of Ass enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add one and one-half mana of any one color.
"But . . ."
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Clam Session

Clam Session {1}{U}{U}

Creature - Clamfolk
As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.
"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."
2/5
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Clam-I-Am

Clam-I-Am {2}{U}

Creature - Clamfolk
If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.
The Clams down in Clamville All scootered and skittled— "The three is no more" The Clam fiddler fiddled.
2/2
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Clambassadors

Clambassadors {3}{U}

Creature - Clamfolk
Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.
"Sorry we shelled your village—here's some gold."
4/4
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Clay Pigeon

Clay Pigeon {3}

Artifact Creature - Bird
Flying
{1}, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.
1/1
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Clever Combo

Clever Combo {1}{G}

Sorcery
Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
At Crossbreed Labs, "heads or tails" has nothing to do with coins.
  • Unstable
Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Clock of DOOOOOOOOOOOOM! {4}

Artifact
{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.
"Perhaps you believe, even in these final moments, that you will be saved. But doom has no snooze button, you fools!"
—Baron Von Count
  • Unstable
Clocknapper

Clocknapper {3}{U}{U}

Creature - Human Spy
When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)
2/2
  • Unstable
Cogmentor

Cogmentor {1}

Artifact Creature - Gnome Rigger
Flying
{4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)
"Cogs on cats / Cogs on dogs / Cogs on hats / And cogs on cogs."
—Song of the Cogmentor
1/1
  • Unstable
Collector Protector

Collector Protector {3}{W}{W}

Creature - Human Gamer
{W}, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
"Here—have a Mudhole."
2/5
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Common Courtesy

Common Courtesy {2}{U}{U}

Enchantment
Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.
When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.
"You didn't say the Magic word."
Common Iguana

Common Iguana {1}{R}

Host Creature - Lizard
When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
1/3