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Vigilance
Whenever Agrus Kos, Eternal Soldier becomes the target of an ability that targets only it, you may pay {1}{R/W}. If you do, copy that ability for each other creature you control that ability could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Whenever a white creature dies, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever a nonwhite creature dies, return it to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures can't attack you until a player planeswalks.

Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, you may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.

Players may cast enchantment spells as though they had flash.
Whenever chaos ensues, destroy target creature that isn't enchanted.

Vigilance

{T}: Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only during your turn, before attackers are declared.

When Alaborn Zealot blocks a creature, destroy that creature and Alaborn Zealot.

{X}, {T}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, instead look at the top X cards of your library, put all but one of them on the bottom of your library in a random order, then draw a card. X can't be 0.

{T}: Draw a card, then exile a card from your hand and put a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. It gains "When the last time counter is removed from this card, if it's exiled, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you cast a creature spell this way, it gains haste until end of turn." Then remove a time counter from each other card you own in exile.

Vigilance

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.)
{1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

{R}: Tap target Wall.

Target blocking creature gets +3/+1 until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a historic spell, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Whenever Alistair attacks, you may pay {8}. If you do, creatures you control get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of historic permanents you control.

When you set this scheme in motion, destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target nonbasic land.

When you set this scheme in motion, take an extra turn after this one. Schemes can't be set in motion that turn.

Time travel.
Storm

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has base power and toughness 9/10 and has indestructible.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, each opponent loses 2 life.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, it perpetually gets +1/+1.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, create a Treasure token.

Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand. If you do, a creature of your choice an opponent controls perpetually gets -1/-0.

Specialize {2}
Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, return that creature to its owner's hand.

Menace, trample
When Alpha Deathclaw enters the battlefield or becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.
{5}{B}{G}: Monstrosity 4.