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When Starving Revenant enters the battlefield, surveil 2. Then for each card you put on top of your library, you draw a card and you lose 3 life.
Descend 8 — Whenever you draw a card, if there are eight or more permanent cards in your graveyard, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Players skip their untap steps.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Stasis unless you pay {U}.

Flash
When Stasis Snare enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until Stasis Snare leaves the battlefield.

Starting intensity 3
Static Discharge deals damage equal to its intensity to any target> Then cards you own named Static Discharge intensify by 1.

Target creature gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.

"Until end of turn" and "this turn" effects don't end.

Whenever Steadfast Cathar attacks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

Lifelink

Vigilance
Eternalize {4}{W}{W}

{3}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn. Activate only during your turn.

Proliferate.
Draw a card.

Ward {2}
Whenever you attack, Steady Tortoise perpetually gets +1/+1. This ability also triggers if Steady Tortoise is in exile.

Deathtouch
When Steady-Handed Mook enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Enchant artifact
You control enchanted artifact.

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.

{5}:
Augment {4} ({4}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Flying, vigilance
When Steamcore Scholar enters the battlefield, draw two cards. Then discard two cards unless you discard an instant or sorcery card or a creature card with flying.

Other Riggers you control get +1/+0 and have haste.
If a Rigger you control would assemble a Contraption, it assembles two Contraptions instead.

Whenever another Goblin enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}. If you do, Steamflogger Service Rep assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

{6}, {T}: Steamflogger Temp assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When Steamflogger of the Month enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption for each Contraption you control. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Roll a six-sided die. Assemble a number of Contraptions equal to the result. (To assemble a Contraption, put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying
{2}: Steel Hellkite gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
{X}: Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value X whose controller was dealt combat damage by Steel Hellkite this turn. Activate only once each turn.

Prototype {1}{W}{W} — 3/3
Flying
At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains your choice of flying, vigilance, or lifelink until end of turn.