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Affinity for Clowns (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Clown you control.)
Trample

You may cast spells with mana value less than or equal to the number of creatures you control from your hand without paying their mana costs.

Changeling
Omnipresent Impostor has all card names.
As you search your library for one or more cards, you may choose Omnipresent Impostor as one of those cards. (For example, if you search for two land cards, you may find Omnipresent Impostor and a land card.)

You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs.

Delirium — Whenever this creature enters or attacks, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures. Then if there are six or more card types among cards in your graveyard, double the number of +1/+1 counters on those creatures.

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is legendary, gets +1/+1, and has flying, vigilance, and lifelink.

All creatures are black and have deathtouch.
Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain first strike until end of turn.

If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost.
Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Rally — Whenever this creature or another Ally you control enters, creatures you control gain trample until end of turn.

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

First strike
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Destroy all nonland permanents.

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.

Cohort — {T}, Tap an untapped Ally you control: You gain 2 life.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature does not simply untap during its controller's untap step.
Enchanted creature has nonbasic landwalk. (It can't simply be blocked as long as defending player controls a nonbasic land.)

Choose one —
• Create a 5/5 green Beast creature token.
• Create five 1/1 green Insect creature tokens.
Entwine {G}{G}{G}

Spree
+ {2} — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
+ {1} — Return target Mount or Vehicle card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
+ {1} — Return target Aura or Equipment card from your graveyard to the battlefield attached to a creature you control.

I — The Ring tempts you, then each player mills cards equal to your Ring-bearer's power.
II — Destroy all nonlegendary creatures.
III — Each opponent loses 1 life for each creature card in that player's graveyard.

You lose the game.

Enchant creature
Whenever enchanted creature deals combat damage to a player, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Discard your hand.

You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands and cast spells from the top of your library.
Once during each of your turns, you may cast a spell from your hand or the top of your library without paying its mana cost.

Flying
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.