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Deathtouch
Whenever Unstoppable Slasher deals combat damage to a player, they lose half their life, rounded up.
When Unstoppable Slasher dies, if it had no counters on it, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control with two stun counters on it.

Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.

Return target creature to its owner's hand.

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Untap all artifacts you control during each other player's untap step.

Disguise {1}{W}
When Unyielding Gatekeeper is turned face up, exile another target nonland permanent. If you controlled it, return it to the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, its controller creates a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.

Return all permanents to their owners' hands.

Players don't lose unspent mana as steps and phases end.

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

First strike
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Urabrask deals 1 damage to target opponent. Add {R}.
{R}: Exile Urabrask, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if you've cast three or more instant and/or sorcery spells this turn.

Creatures you control have haste.
Creatures your opponents control enter tapped.

When Urabrask's Anointer enters, it deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you control with oil counters on them.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put an oil counter on Urabrask's Forge, then create an X/1 red Phyrexian Horror creature token with trample and haste, where X is the number of oil counters on Urabrask's Forge. Sacrifice that token at the beginning of the next end step.

Haste
At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, the next time they would draw a card this turn, instead they exile the top card of their library. They may play it this turn.

Kicker {U} and/or {B}
As Urborg Lhurgoyf enters, mill three cards for each time it was kicked.
Urborg Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in your graveyard and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

Whenever Urborg Scavengers enters or attacks, exile target card from a graveyard. Put a +1/+1 counter on Urborg Scavengers.
Urborg Scavengers has flying as long as a card exiled with it has flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Urborg Volcano enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, collect evidence X, where X is the total mana value of the permanents this spell targets.
Destroy up to one target artifact, up to one target creature, up to one target enchantment, and up to one target planeswalker.

Flying
Whenever Urgoros, the Empty One deals combat damage to a player, that player discards a card at random. If the player can't, you draw a card.

Hexproof
Uril, the Miststalker gets +2/+2 for each Aura attached to it.

When Uro enters, sacrifice it unless it escaped.
Whenever Uro enters or attacks, you gain 3 life and draw a card, then you may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
Escape — {G}{G}{U}{U}, Exile five other cards from your graveyard.

Read ahead
I — Scry 4, then you may reveal the top card of your library. If a planeswalker card is revealed this way, put it into your hand.
II — You may put a planeswalker card with mana value 6 or less from your hand onto the battlefield.
III — You may activate the loyalty abilities of planeswalkers you control twice this turn rather than only once.

If a source would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Choose two —
• Creatures you don't control get -2/-0 until end of turn.
• Create a tapped Powerstone token.
• Create a tapped 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
• Scry 1, then draw a card.