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When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch.
Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.

{3}, {T}: Choose a random summon card from all players' decks. For each player, flip a coin. If the flip ends up heads, put a token creature into play and treat it as though an exact copy of the chosen summon card were just played.

When you planeswalk to Panopticon, draw a card.
At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card.
Whenever chaos ensues, draw a card.

Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Pass the Torch deals 2 damage to any target. Choose a creature card in your hand. It perpetually gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may cast target card named Pass the Torch from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If you do, this creature perpetually loses this ability".

When Patchplate Resolute enters or leaves the battlefield, you get a one-time boon with "When you cast a creature spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it."
Unearth {1}{W}

Choose one or both —
• Return target creature you control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} less to cast."
• Return target creature you don't control to its owner's hand. That card perpetually gains "This spell costs {1} more to cast."

Lifelink
Damage isn't removed from creatures your opponents control during cleanup steps.

Target creature perpetually loses all abilities, then Patriar's Humiliation deals damage to it equal to the number of creatures you control.

Flying
Other Spirits you control get +1/+1.
Spells you cast from your graveyard cost {U} less to cast.

When you set this scheme in motion, each opponent sacrifices a creature. If you control six or more lands, each opponent sacrifices another creature.

{3}: For each opponent who controls a creature, create a token that's a copy of a card named Arrest and attach it to a creature that player controls chosen at random.

Deathtouch, Lifelink
At the beginning of your second main phase, if you gained 4 or more life this turn, conjure a card named Mox Pearl into your hand. This ability triggers only once.
{2}{W}: Another target creature perpetually gains lifelink.

Menace
Whenever a Samurai or Warrior you control attacks alone, the next spell you cast this turn costs {1} less to cast.

At the beginning of your end step, choose a creature with the least toughness among creatures your opponents control. It perpetually gets -1/-1.
When your opponents control no creatures, sacrifice Penregon Besieged.

When Perforator Crocodile enters, for each creature your opponents control, conjure a card named Stab Wound onto the battlefield attached to that creature.
Cycling {1}{B}

When you set this scheme in motion, search your library for a planeswalker card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle your library.

Seek a card with mana value 2 or less and a card with mana value 3 or greater. Discard those cards at the beginning of your next turn's end step.

Pay 1 life: Until end of turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, destroy that creature.
Pay 1 life: Until end of turn, whenever target creature you control deals combat damage to a creature, destroy the damaged creature.

If you weren't the starting player, this spell costs {1} less to cast.
Target opponent reveals each nonland card in their hand with mana value 4 or less. Choose a card revealed this way or a card in their graveyard. Exile that card.

Flying
When Phantom Carriage enters, you may search your library for a card with flashback or disturb, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle.

Trample
When Phylath, World Sculptor enters, create a 0/1 green Plant creature token for each basic land you control.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters under your control, put four +1/+1 counters on target Plant you control. It gains trample until end of turn.

Toxic 1
Whenever Phyresis Roach deals combat damage to a player, Insects you control and Insect cards in your graveyard, hand, and library perpetually gain toxic 1.

Menace
Whenever Phyrexian Harvester is dealt damage, seek that many nonland cards. At the beginning of your next end step, discard those cards.

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Conjure a card named Phyrexian Scrapyard into your hand.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice three lands named Phyrexian Scrapyard: Conjure a card named Soul of New Phyrexia onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.