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Whenever a creature you control dies, exile it.
At the beginning of each end step, if you control no creatures, sacrifice Promise of Tomorrow and return all cards exiled with it to the battlefield under your control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. You win the game if there are eight or more different names among unlocked doors of Rooms you control.

Untap each creature you control during each other player's untap step.

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

When Propagator Primordium enters, conjure two cards named Propagator Primordium into your graveyard.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put a spore counter on Propagator Primordium.
Remove three spore counters from Propagator Primordium: Return target Fungus creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has protection from die rolls. (Nothing that lets a player roll a die can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to equipped creature.)
Equip {2}

Prophetic Bolt deals 4 damage to any target. Look at the top four cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

When Prophetic Prism enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has haste and "{T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."

Allows Richard to propose marriage to Lily. If the proposal is accepted both players win; mix the cards in play, both libraries, and both graveyards as a shared deck.

Deathtouch
Mystic Arcanum — At the beginning of your end step, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Pact Boon — Whenever you play a card from exile, create a Treasure token.

Each player draws X cards.

When Prosperous Innkeeper enters, create a Treasure token.
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

When Prosperous Partnership enters, create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.
Tap three untapped creatures you control: Create a Treasure token.

When Prosperous Pirates enters, create two Treasure tokens.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever one or more Ninja or Rogue creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.

When you cast this spell, create X 0/1 red Kobold creature tokens named Kobolds of Kher Keep, where X is the amount of mana spent to cast it.
Flying
Sacrifice another creature: Prossh, Skyraider of Kher gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Constellation — Whenever an enchantment you control enters, you may have Protean Thaumaturge become a copy of another target creature, except it has this ability.

As Protean War Engine enters, draft a card from Protean War Engine's spellbook and exile it.
Whenever Protean War Engine becomes crewed, until end of turn, it becomes a copy of the exiled card, except it's a Vehicle artifact in addition to its other types.
Crew 3

Kicker {W}
If this spell was kicked, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1} for each creature you control.

At the beginning of your upkeep, repeat the following process for each opponent in turn order. Reveal the top card of your library. That player may pay life equal to that card's mana value. If they do, exile that card. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Imprint — When Prototype Portal enters, you may exile an artifact card from your hand.
{X}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of the exiled card. X is the mana value of that card.

Living metal
Whenever another creature or Vehicle you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Prowl. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, convert Prowl.

More Than Meets the Eye {2}{W}
Whenever Prowl attacks, exile up to one other target tapped creature or Vehicle. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it.
Whenever a player plays a card exiled with Prowl, you draw a card and convert Prowl.