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When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Equipped creature has trample and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Equip {1}

{U}: Put this creature and each creature blocking or blocked by it on top of their owners' libraries, then those players shuffle.
{3}{U}{U}: Target creature blocks this creature this turn if able.

As long as you control eight or more lands, this creature gets +1/+0 and can't be blocked.

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Return target creature to its owner's hand. Scry 1.

Multikicker {U}
Flying
When this creature enters, up to X target creatures gain flying until end of turn, where X is the number of times this creature was kicked.

{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Exile target creature. Return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

[+1]: Up to two other target planeswalkers you control phase out at the beginning of the next end step.
[–2]: For each opponent, return up to one target nonland permanent that player controls to its owner's hand.
[–7]: Target artifact you control becomes a 9/9 Construct artifact creature and gains vigilance, indestructible, and "This creature can't be blocked."

Equipped creature gets +3/+3.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +4/+2 and doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Equip {3}

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
Equip {2}

{1}{R}, Sacrifice this creature: It deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Whenever a permanent you control becomes untapped, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creatures your opponents control get -1/-0.
{1}{U}, Discard this creature: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other into your graveyard.

Buyback—Sacrifice three Islands.
Target player takes an extra turn after this one.

Ninjutsu {1}{U}
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at that player's hand.
{1}{U}: Return target Ninja you control to its owner's hand. Activate only during your turn.

Trample
This creature gets +1/+1 for each land you control named Wastes.

Defender
This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player draws a card for each +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{2}{W}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to any target.

Defender
{2}: Until end of turn, target creature with defender gains haste, can attack as though it didn't have defender, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Activate only as a sorcery.

This creature can't be blocked.
This creature doesn't untap during your untap step if an opponent controls two or more creatures.

Start your engines!
Max speed — This creature gets +1/+2.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each modified creature you control.
Trample
This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped.