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Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip Soldier {W}
Equip {2}

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1}

{3}, {T}: Target player chooses a card name, then reveals the top card of their library. If that card has the chosen name, that player puts it into their hand. Otherwise, they put it into their graveyard and Vexing Arcanix deals 2 damage to them.

Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast it, counter that spell.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Vexing Bauble: Draw a card.

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20.
{T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Emerge {6}{U}
When you cast this spell, you may return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand.

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Vial of Dragonfire: It deals 2 damage to target creature.

{1}, Sacrifice Vial of Poison: Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

During your turn, creatures you control get +2/+0.
During turns other than yours, creatures you control get -0/-2.

When Vicious Battlerager enters, you take the initiative.
Spiked Retribution — Whenever Vicious Battlerager becomes blocked by a creature, that creature's controller loses 5 life.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice any number of creatures.
Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn for each creature sacrificed this way.

Whenever Vicious Conquistador attacks, each opponent loses 1 life.

Vicious Hunger deals 2 damage to target creature and you gain 2 life.

Kicker—Sacrifice a creature.
Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn. If this spell was kicked, that creature gets -5/-5 until end of turn instead.

Vicious Rumors deals 1 damage to each opponent. Each opponent discards a card, then mills a card. You gain 1 life.

When this creature specializes, conjure a duplicate of target creature card exiled with this creature into your hand. The duplicate perpetually gains "You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast this spell" and "When this creature enters, each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life."
{1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more creature cards in your graveyard, return a creature card at random from your graveyard to your hand.
Choose a Background

Specialize {2}
{1}: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Destroy target non-Vampire, non-Werewolf, non-Zombie creature.

Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.

Untap Victory Chimes during each other player's untap step.
{T}: A player of your choice adds {C}.

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. If {G} was spent to cast this spell, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Whenever a player's skin or fingernail touches Vile Bile, that player loses 2 life.

Whenever Vile Deacon attacks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of Clerics on the battlefield.

Deathtouch
When this creature enters, search your library for a card, put that card into your graveyard, then shuffle.