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The Waffle Restaurant can be your commander. If it is, your deck can contain any basic land cards and cards of any color identity that can create Food tokens.
{T}: Add {C}.
{3}, {T}: Target opponent gains control of any number of Foods you control. You draw that many cards and create that many Treasure tokens.

{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 1 damage to target player or planeswalker.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.

{3}{G}{G}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create two 2/2 green Bear creature tokens. Activate only as a sorcery.

Draw a card. You get {E}{E}.

[+2]: Until your next turn, up to two target creatures each have base power and toughness 0/3 and lose all abilities.
[–2]: Target player draws two cards. Until your next turn, instant, sorcery, and planeswalker spells that player casts cost {2} less to cast.
[–8]: Target player gets an emblem with "Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy."
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Flying
When this creature dies, you may exile it and collect evidence 4. If you do, return this card to the battlefield tapped.

When this artifact enters or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Lifelink
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, choose a card in your hand. It perpetually gains lifelink.

When Liliana's Other Contract enters the battlefield, you draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
If you would lose the game, instead exile Liliana's Other Contract, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.

Horsemanship
Each creature you control can't be blocked by more than one creature.

During your turn, this creature has flying.

You may cast this card from your graveyard or from exile.

Draw three cards, then discard a card.

Flying
Mentor
Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, if it had counters on it, create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying, where X is the number of counters it had on it.

{T}: Add {U} or {R}.
{U}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

As this creature enters, choose a player.
If a source would deal damage to the chosen player or a permanent they control, it deals double that damage instead.

Other green creatures you control get +1/+1.
Other blue creatures you control get +1/+1.
Untap all green and/or blue creatures you control during each other player's untap step.

At the beginning of each player's end step, this enchantment deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of untapped lands they control.

Flying
Other permanents you control have hexproof.
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may cast Angel spells and Human spells from the top of your library.

Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, draw a card.

At the beginning of each end step, draw a card for each opponent who drew two or more cards this turn, then create a Treasure token for each opponent who had two or more lands enter the battlefield under their control this turn.

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

{T}: Target player exiles a card from their graveyard.
{1}, Exile this artifact: Exile all graveyards. Draw a card.

You may have this Vehicle enter as a copy of a creature an opponent controls, except it's a Vehicle artifact with crew 3 and it loses all other card types.
Crew 3

As long as this creature is untapped, all damage that would be dealt to you by artifacts is dealt to this creature instead.